hongjoongs wiggly sperms

yeosang: somwtimes kids

yeosang: make me lose the

yeosang: very little patience i have left in me

yunho: why what happened now

yeosang: im trying so hard to stay calm but kike

yunho: what happened

yeosang: wish i could scream rn 

yunho: WHAT HAPPENED

yunho: YOU FUCKING BUFFOON 

yeosang: yes so

yeosang: listen

yunho: listening 

yeosang: im paternity leave for one year right

yeosang: thats why most days i stay home and take care of the girls 

yunho: yes you do

yeosang: and i also go to work only twice a week, when i do jong is home and taking care of the girls

yeosang: hes also taking care of them when theres an emergency at work which again is rare

yeosang: today after he went to work i had my breakfast and took a break with hyejin in my arms because i was up almost the entire night 

yeosang: i then woke up gave haerin lunch, fed hyejin did everything i had to

yeosang: this happened around an hour ago so it was 4 ish 

yeosang: i was feeding hyejin 

yeosang: haerin was suspiciously quiet

yeosang: i assumed that haerin was playing quietly

wooyoung: never trust kids who are quiet 

wooyoung: i would rather have the girls screaming their ass off than them being quiet 

yeosang: i closed my eyes for a few seconds after feeding our baby

yeosang: and the next thing i heard was

yeosang: vessels banging on the floor 

yeosang: hyejin started crying because of the loud noise 

yeosang: i panicked and ran to the kitchen

yeosang: there was flour all over haerin, there was rice on the floor and there were so many vessels on the ground

yeosang: there was also different types of colourful powders on the floor

yeosang: it was a disaster because hyejin was crying

yeosang: haerin was also crying because she thought she got in trouble

yeosang: i mean

yeosang: i was mad but me screaming would've made it worse 

yeosang: i called jongho and his secretary heard him scream what the fuck in the lpidsest voice possible 

yeosang: because again, his special spices 

yeosang: he came back home immediately bc i cannot clean up everything on my own whiel handling two crying kids 

yeosang: he came back and by that time i had calmed down one of them

yeosang: hyejin was just about to go back to sleep 

yeosang: thank fuck he came back

yeosang: he is currently in the bathroom trying to get the flour and powders out of her hair 

yeosang: i made haerin clean up the mess 

seonghwa: good

yeosang: kids are so weird

yeosang: i can hear frustrated screams from the bathroom

yeosang: fuck wait im being called brb 

wooyoung: this is funny

san: this happened to us it wa svery

hongjoong: H3ELP I REMEMBER

wooyoung: she got slime in her hair and it was so difficult to remove it

wooyoung: forcibly had to cut her hair and she was pissed with the both of us for a day like GIRL YOU PUT THE SLIME IN YOUR HAIR ITS YOUR OWN DOING DONT BLAME US

hongjoong: hi

hongjoong: i just put sungmin to sleep

hongjoong: imw crying

san: why

hongjoong: he was babbling while i was rocking him and then

hongjoong: he said dadda again for teh second time

hongjoong: because after the last time he didn't say it 😭😭😭💔💔

hongjoong: MY

hongjoong: WEAK

hongjoong: HEART

hongjoong: I COULDN'T RECORD IT UGH

hongjoong: he's sleeping all pouty now

san: you know as a parent it feels good when your child hits all the milestones st the right time or even a little earlier

san: because it reassures you that you're doing the right thing

hongjoong: I KNOW RIGHT

hongjoong: i want another baby

wooyoung: go make one then

hongjoong: do u think mpreg is real

wooyoung: mpreg is real 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

hongjoong: shut up u garden gnome

mingi: I WANT TO BE A DAD TOO THIS IS SO UNFAIR

wooyoung: one day you will dw

mingi: not when im fuckinf 45

wooyoung: bitch that's like eight years away

mingi: right

mingi: that is

yeosang: HALF OF MY HEART IS IN HANAVANA ABABABANANANANANANA 🪻🫎🪻🩷🛜🪭🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🖕☠️🖕👅👅🖕😨😨🖕👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅🎊🎊🔥🖕😨😨🙏🙏👅🥺🗻👌😀👌👄😘👌🤔😻😻💪🤣😻🎊

hongjoong: r u ok

yeosang: no

yeosang: haerins hair smells like ten different spice powders

yeosang: and the smell is not going away

yeosang: he called me to help him shampoo her hair and that smell is not going away 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

wooyoung: i can feel th sarcasm seeping through the screen

seonghwa: hi

seonghwa: i just woke up

wooyoung: succ my dicc

seonghwa: what if hwayoung sees this gc

wooyoung: she won't do not worry

mingi: OH MY GOD

mingi: OH MY GOD

mingi: OH MY FUXKING GOD

mingi: DID YOU SEE

mingi: JONGHO IS SO FUCKING HOT

mingi: LIKE EHLLO WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHTS TO POST THAT

wooyoung: ...

wooyoung: i know hes a bottom but he can top me

mingi: FUCKKKKKKK HES SO HOT

hongjoong: fuck omg

hongjoong: i shall not open my mouth or else i will be banned from this app

jongho: 😁😁😁

yeosang: HELLO??????

yeosang: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM

jongho: did you like it

yeosang: im fuckint divorcing you

yunho: 😁😁😁😁😁

yeosang: ur ass took that pic that day when we went to the pool didn't you

yeosang: fapping in the bathroom rn

yeosang: can you hear me

seonghwa: HELLO WHAT

san: shut the fuck up haerin is probably somewhere out there

jongho: no she's sleeping we actually have timento fuck

wooyoung: why are you so horny

wooyoung: hold it in

yeosang: you literally told me thay both of you ahd sex last night

yeosang: and i can't w my husband smh

wooyoung: ime going to castraye you

yeosang: 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

hongjoong: GAY 🫵🫵🫵

san: ho what inspired you to post that

jongho: i saw a dilf edit of myself on insta

san: YOU WHAT

jongho: a

jongho: dilf

jongho: edit

jongho: of myself

san: PEOPLE DO THAT?????

yunho: bru people make so many of wooyo too like

san: SEND?????? WHY DONT YOU SEND TBEM TO ME

san: more fapping material 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

jongho: i will admit it was good

yeosang: do those people know that you are bottom in bed

jongho: we shall never address that fact 🙏

seonghwa: SUCK MY DICK TOR FREE AND WIN GOLD COINS 👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅

hongjoong: i will forever fail to believe you're the biological father of our son

mingi: real who approved of him becoming a father

hongjoong: you're worse don't even talk

jongho: im gonna finger you

hongjoong: ???

hongjoong: im gonna remind you that you're a father of two

jongho: im gonna finger u 👅👅👅

yunho: shut up bottom

wooyoung: mole rat do u remember back in 11th grade when we got kicked out of the furniture store

mingi: YES HELO I DO WHAT WAS THAHENEMRMR

seonghwa: you guys WHAT 😭⁉️

mingi: yeohongwoogi 10, 11, 12th grade lore is lowkey crazy

jongho: wtf is that name

mingi: i dont know

yeosang: dick sucking sessions open for free oooo lalalalalalalaalalala 🥰🥰🥰🥰👍👍👍👍👍👍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😝😝😝😝👅👅👅👅👅👅👅

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lore is real my friend and i actually got kickrd out of a furniture store yesterday