san: i want to bottom tonight

seonghwa: and why exactly did u think it was important for us to know this information

san: because im gonna bottom tonight

seonghwa: bye

seonghwa: im gonna go make baby food 🙏🙏

san:  NOOOOOO WAIT I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU GUYS 💔💔💔💔

yunho: hello

san: gm freak

yunho: u freak you fucked last night

san: hello what

san: anyways

mingi: im so sick i want to kill myself

mingi: drank sojy with a stomach bug i csnd

seonghwa: i genuinely wonder who approved of you becoming a doctor like

wooyoung: i agree bc like

mingi: YOU ALL ARE FAKES 🖕🖕🖕🖕

hongjoong: GUYS OH MGOFD

hongjoong: OH YMGKRMFNRNFMFM

san: WHAT HAPPENED

hongjoong: DID YOU GUYS SEE THE NEWS PAPER

hongjoong: OHNYKGOFKFKRMR

wooyoung: how old are u to still read the newspaper

wooyoung: grandpa hongroach

hongjoong: SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SHOVE A DILDO SO FAR UP YOUR ASS IT COMES OUR YOUR MPUTH

hongjoong: MY DAD SENT A PICTUSER

hongjoong: OF THE NEWSPAPER

san: AND WHAT ABOUT IT

jongho: he's edging us

jongho: 🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦

hongjoong: ew shut up i'd never do that to you

san: CRJNENDNDN

wooyoung: OKAY TELL US ALREADY

hongjoong: JY DAD ALWAYS SENDS ME STUPID THINGS SO I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING STUPID AHAIN

mingi: what was it then

hongjoong: I CHECKED IT RUGHR

hongjoong: AND I COIELNT BELIEVE MY EYES

yunho: WHAT WAS IT 😭😭😭

yeosang: i think jongho is right

hongjoong: SHUT UP IM JUST WOPING MY TWDARS

hongjoong: IT WAS A NEWS ARTICLE ABOUT SOMETHING MEDICSL RELATED

hongjoong: AND THERE WSS

hongjoong: MINGI

hongjoong: HE GOT THR BEST PEDIATRIC NEUROSURGEON IN SEOUL

mingi: what.

mingi: no fuckinf way

hongjoong: FOR SAVING A CASE NOBODY COULD SAVE

hongjoong: OF A LJTTLE BABY

hongjoong: IM SO PROUD OF HIM I STARTED CRHINY

wooyoung: OH MYNGODKFNRNT MINGJFJFJFJTJTJTJTJTJNT

yunho: AKAJSNENSN WHAT

seonghwa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

seonghwa: OUR MING MONG

yunho: MING ☹️❤❤

mingi: i sont know how to process this information

yeosang: YAHTS OUR MINGI

yeosang: I'M SONRPIDBOF YOU

yeosang: MINGMONG

yunho: YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED THUS

yunho: THSU WAS YOUR DREAM

yunho: MY LOVE

yunho: GOD I LPVE HIM MY BEAUTIFUL HUSBAND

mingi: 😭😭😭😭😭

jongho: our ming mong 🫶🫶🫶

jongho: YOU DID JT YOU DID JT

hongjoong: im so proud of him

hongjoong: ☹️

mingi: guys this is nothing

wooyoung: SHUT UP I'LL SLAP THE FUCK OTU OF YOU TOU STUPID BIRXH

wooyoung: DON'T EVEN SAY THAT

wooyoung: YOU'RE SO SMART AND INTELLIGENT MY BOY

seonghwa: oh our mingi ☹️🫵🫶

mingi: i might cry

mingi: oh

mingi: I'M GETTING MESSAGES FROM MY COLLEAGUES AND NURSES I WORK WITH

mingi: shut ip

mingi: ni wau

mingi: in teseing up

mingi: i hvae always wanted rjis

mingi: oh my god how

yeosang: wait

mingi: what

hongjoong: skendndmrm

seonghwa: WE ARE SO PROUD OF YOU OUR MINGI

seonghwa: im gonna tell everyone im friends with song mingi

mingi: SHUT UPPPLLL

yeosang: god i wanna suck your dick. i wanna pull your pants down as you sit on the bed and slip your underwar off until your hard cock flings out like a sausage on a stick. i wanna drag my tongue up and down and all around your meaty shaft, taking in the smell and the flavor of your sexy musk. i wanna turn you on by slurping on your tasty joosi delishus nuts and jerking you off for a little bit. i wanna slide your thicc, horny cock into my mouth as i start succing on your cute little mushroom ass tip, swirling my tongue all around that swollen crown. i wanna start sliding your cock in and out of my mouth as i suck on that joosi man rod, savoring the flavor of your slimy pre babies as my lips tighten around your dicc and my tongue drags across the underside of your cocc with every push and pull of my face. i want you to grab my head and start thrusting into my mouth as my mouth suddenly becomes a pussy for you, like im an asshole you know, happily letting you dick down my face as your dick tip

hongjoong: ???

yunho: WTF?? #?! £) 3) £? 3! £! 3!

jongho: im right here the cuck is this

mingi: I'M CRINE WHAT IE THIS

hongjoong: hello what the fuck

san: 😭😭😭☠️

seonghwa: diabolical shit ngl

wooyoung: are u serious rn

wooyoung: GOK GOK GOK GOK GOK

yeosang: DILF DOCTOR SUCK DICK GOKGOJKFOKGOKGOKGOK

yeosang: GOK GOK GOK GOK GOK

yeosang: LET'S ALL SUCK HIS DICK 👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅

hongjoong: wait

hongjoong: is this a reference of when u told me you'd fuck him because his career was hot and he's a dilf

yeosang: FINALLY SOMEONE GOT IT FINALLY

seonghwa: oh

yunho: OH

yunho: I AGREE

yunho: GOK GOK GOK GOK GOK GOK GOK GOK GOK GOK

mingi: 😭😭😭

mingi: you guys i swear to god

mingi: i used a hair dryer to dry the floor how did i get that

yunho: it's okay to be a little dumb

jongho: and a little loserish

wooyoung: WE NEED A PARTY IDC

wooyoung: DROP THE KIDS OFF AT THE GRANDPARENTS GRAB THE BOTTLES AND GATHER AT OUR PLACE

wooyoung: TOMORROW AT FIVE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

wooyoung: AND EVERYONE'S COMING WHETHER OR NOT U LIKE IT 🫵🫵🫵🫵

wooyoung: or hongjoong might have to give a cop another blowjob to bail me out

hongjoong: i wouldn't even try to bail u out you are atupid

wooyoung: FUCK YOU HONGROACH

wooyoung: 🖕🖕

jongho: GRAB ALL THE GOOD DRINKS YOU CAN GET THIS ID A BIG PARTY WE ARE GETTING DRUNK WE ARE GERTING WASTED

yunho: i can't wait to see wasted san again 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

san: i can drink a lot

yunho: ok wtv you say little mr lightweight

san: SHUT THE FJCKUP

seonghwa: RAAAAAHAHAHAHARARARARARRAARARRARARA

jongho: IT'S A PERATY 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

hongjoong: FUCJ YEAH

hongjoong: I'M GONNA BRING 10 BOTOTLEA OF SOKU 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

wooyoung: AOJU SOJU SOJU 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

yunho: you're all so dumb

yunho: PARTY YAES FINALTL

yeosang: IM RICH NOW I CAN  UY A LOT OF ADULT JUICE

seonghwa: semen

yeosang: not really i swallowed mingis when i was 16

hongjoong: DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAY OH YOU I HATE YOU

wooyoung: MORE DRINKS FOOD PARTY 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

mingi: sigh

mingi: i love u idiots so much

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hi so it's been a while im sorry i wasn't able to update because i was unwell :((