hongjoongs wiggly sperms

jongho: help

jongho: help

jongho: help

jongho: send help

san: WE ARE BACKKKKKMMMM 🤩🤩🤩🤩🥺🥺🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🥺

jongho: nobody cares

san: suck my dick 🖕

jongho: help help help help help help

jongho: mingi

jongho: mingi

jongho: mingi

jongho: mingi

jongho: mingi

jongho: mingi

jongho: mingi

jongho: mingi

hongjoong: can u shut up

jongho: song mingi

jongho: 😭😭😭😭😭😭

jongho: mingi 😭😭😭😭😭

mingi: WHAT DO U WANT

mingi: I'M SHITTING

mingi: LET ME TAKE A SHIT IB PEACE

hongjoong: i bet it's something useless

jongho: YOU'RE USELESS 🖕

jongho: hongroach im going to stamp on you with my massive tasty foot and ur gonna bleed transparent blood you better sleep with one eye open

hongjoong:

jongho: he's got the facebook mom memes

hongjoong: IM GOING TO BURN YOUR DICK.

jongho: can't even reach my shin shorty

hongjoong: FUCK OFF SUCK MY DICK

jongho: it's microscopic sadly

hongjoong: bye 🖕

mingi: be quick and tell me what happened i need to wash my ass

jongho: can't yoh make yunho do that

yunho: absolutely not

yunho: im his husband not his personal sponge

mingi: so kind of you my bro ❤

yunho: kms

jongho: ANYWAYS SO

jongho: im bleeding from my ass crack

mingi: WHAT.

yunho: what the fuck

mingi: how 😭

san: ??

yeosang: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK JONGHO

jongho: 🤠

san: it's the way he told him before you ☠️☠️☠️

yeosang: and your first instinct was to come to tell mingi instead of me that's diabolical 😭

jongho: HE'S A DOCTOR

yeosang: AND YOU'RE LITERALLY MARRIED TO ME???

hongjoong: are you stupid

hongjoong: or mentally ill

hongjoong: he's a doctor for thr brain??? and that too for KIDS

yeosang: real exactly

jongho: i

yeosang: as far as i know

yeosang: 1. you're not under 18  2. your brain is not in your ass

jongho: 🤠

yeosang: right im not in jail

yeosang: and your head is in your ass sometimes

seonghwa: all the time.

seonghwa: this is like when he swallowed a bead like ???

yeosang: also why the fuck are u bleeding from your ass crack of all places

jongho: listen lemme tell what happened

hongjoong: 🙏

jongho: get out

hongjoong: shut up

mingi: i sont even want to listen to it because what the fuck are u on my god

jongho: LISTEN TO ME

yeosang: can u tell me first

wooyoung: GO DO THIS SHIT IN DMS WTF

mingi: I SAW YOU BENT OVER THE COUNTER WITH SAB POUNDING INTO YOU DONT EVEN GUCKING TALK YOU MORON

san: ?

wooyoung: he's right we can't talk

san: STOP SUPPORTING HIM HELLO???

jongho: FUCKING LISTEN TO ME HELLKSMEMSMEMSEMDNR

yeosang: tell cmon

mingi: yes yes yes tell

jongho: so i had just finished fapping and i was layung down

mingi: i did not need to know that

hongjoong: what thenfuck

hongjoong: what's wrong w you today

yeosang: are u kidding me i was taking care of crying hyejin and u were FAPPING

yeosang: bye

jongho: SORRY 😭😭😭😭

yunho: that's the type of greed they talk about in the bible

mingi: HELOSEKKE CRIEJJE

seonghwa: NAHSHEJEJ 😭😭😭😭⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

wooyoung: i bet he smells like spoiled mac n cheese rn

yeosang: ☠️☠️☠️

jongho: can you shut up

jongho: anyways so i felt an itch at the top of my ass crack

jongho: i scratched it

jongho: then it happened again so i scratched it again

seonghwa: this is crazy 😭😭😭😭

jongho: at one point it was so itchy that i scratched it so kuch i started to feel something wet

jongho: i was like WTF IS THIWNSHIT

jongho: so i went to the bathroom to check

jongho: BUT NO. I SAW MY FINGER AND THERE WAS BLOOD ON IT

jongho: THERE WAS BLOOD IN MY UNDERWEAR TOO

jongho: I GOT SCARED.

jongho: THEN MY ASS CRAXK STARTED BURNING LIKE A BITCH

mingi: you mental oh my god 😭😭😭

jongho: THEN I HAD TO WASH MY ASS

jongho: BUT HELLO I COULD NOT

jongho: IT WAS BURNING SO FUCKINGND BAD 

hongjoong: go touch some grass maybe suck some dick you should be fine bc wtf is this 

san: touching grass isn't enough he needs to eat it

jongho: shut up shorty 

hongjoong: i will open an umbrella oip yrioie a ss

wooyoung: YIPEEE

wooyoung: FREE FAPPING MATERIAL

seonghwa: ?

seonghwa: get therapy

yunho: mings u have zero rights to call him mental after what you did yesterday

mingi: SHUT UP IR WORKS 

hongjoong: what did he do yesterday 

yunho: so

wooyoung: i bet its gonna be shit like he licked the toilet

mingi: im not that disgusting excuse u 

wooyoung: you ate a chocolate that was in tha bathroom pls dont even talk about being disgusting

wooyoung: you dig your nose and eat it

seonghwa: ew

wooyoung: you like shitting

seonghwa: AND SO DOES SAN BUT YOU DOSNT SAY ANTHHING

wooyoung: wtv

wooyoung: yun contiernu 

yunho: so. 

yunho: yesterday after i came back from work i sweeped and mopped the house

hongjoong: why

seonghwa: because it was dirty??? are u stupid 

hongjoong: huhuhuhuugufnj

mingi: became worse than me atp

hongjoong: SHUT 

yunho: ming he came back from the hospital while i was sweepign

yunho: he kept complaining about starving and wanting ramen

yunho: i was liek ok iwj ill make fir iyou after im done mopping the kitchen

yeosang: GAY SEX GAY SEX

jongho: shut the fuck up and listen

jongho: you look like mingyus tit

yeosang: thanks 😁

yunho: while i was just about to mop ti

yunho: he was showering so i toekk my sweet yme

yunho: he came out when i jsut finished 

yunho: his hair wss wet i told him to dry it otherwsie he would get a cold

yunho: idiot is too prone to sickness

mingi: no

mingi: ur mom

yunho: bye suck my dick 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

wooyoung: COTNTINUE HELLO

yunho: he ws slike no i will be fine

yunho: then he went to the kitchen but before that i told him that its wet be careful

yunho: he started whining like BUT IM HUNGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

yunho: then i was loke mf 

yunho: idk

yunho: be careful its really wet and slippery there i dipped the mop in too much water

yunho: all of a sudden he tells me he got an idea

yunho: and guess what he did

san: i just know he did the stupidest shit known to man

mingi: ur worse

hongjoong: mingi dont even talk pls i genuinely wonder who approved or you beocming a doctor 

mingi: shut up shorty

hongjoong: fuck you i'll shove wooyoungs guitar up your ass 

wooyoung: NOT MY BABY. 

hongjoong: whatever the fuck

yunho: guys guesses are open

seonghwa: he licked the warer off the floor

mingi: absolitely not that is nasty

jongho: just tell us wtf

yunho: this grown ass man

yunho: he goes to our bedroom

yunho: digs out the hairdryer from somewhere

yunho: and he starts drying the floor with it.

yeosang: IM CIRNDHJDFNJ

yeosang: CTFUFJRJRMMRM

yeosang: IS HE OKAY I CNATBHJ 😭😭😭😭

seonghwa: hello?

seonghwa: totally isnane wfrd

jongho: HAIR

wooyoung: NAHHHH

jongho: DRYER IS CDAIBOLICAL

san: JHCNJKDNVKJNDKJ NOW ZY

hongjoong: how is he gay AND DUMB

hongjoong: god

mingi: this is so embarrassing

yunho: then when i asked him what the fuck hes doing he proceeds to scream at me sayong it works 

mingi: 😭😭😭😭😭

jongho: you need therapy and a glass of wine 

mingi: gjjuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhuu

hongjoong: wait wait

hongjoong: wait fuck shit

hongjoong: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

yeosang: WHAT HAPPENED

yeosang: WHY ARE YOU A[CNKINGING

yeosang: DID SUNGMIN FIIDNALLY BITE YOU

hongjoong: SHUT UP NO IM HEARBROEKN

hongjoong: NOOOOO MY MANDU 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

jongho: you good

hongjoong: NO

hongjoong: MY MANDUS MELTED

seonghwa: what the fuck 😭😭

wooyoung: wtf areyou doing

hongjoong: making mandu

seonghwa: get out of the kitchen what the fuck

seonghwa: u cant cook

hongjoong: THEY MELTED

hongjoong: THEY FUCKING MELTED

hongjoong: ITS LITERLSND MELTED

seonghwa: gordon ramsay would fall into cardiac arrest if he saw how ylou cook ur worse than namjoon

hongjoong: ?

hongjoong: uncalled for??

hongjoong: ANYWAYSD C AN YOU COFUCS ON THE FACT THAT MY MANDUS METLED

yeosang: HOW TE FUC DO MANDUS MELT IM FRINE

hongjoong: THYR UFKCING MELTE DI T EHE PAN

hongjoong: HWT THR HELL

hongjoong: I FOLLOWED ALL THE INSTRUCTIONS NAHCKDNDJNFJNK

jongho: are u sure its not u

hongjoong: NO LOOK

hongjoong attached a picture

mingi: wtf is that

wooyoung: YOU JIZZED IN THE PAN

wooyoung: THAT LOOKS LIEK CUEM

hongjoong: KILL YOURSELF 

wooyoung: YOU JIZZED IN THE PA

yunho: EW WTF

wooyoung: GUYS HONGROACH JIZZED IN THE PAN AND HEATED UP JSI SPERMS

hongjoong: KILL YOURSELF WOOYOUNG

hongjoong: USELESS EROADH

hongjoong: THATS MELTSD MANDU WRAPPER

yeosang: NO THATS NOT THATDS UR SEMEN

san: hongjoomgs wiggly sperms gotcooked i see

hongjoong: SHUT UP WHAT THE FUCKJFDKNJCKJSNKSJDF

seonghwa: YOU WHAT IN TE PAN

hongjoong: IDID NOT WHAT RHE VCUJNCKSJDJND

seonghwa: ok

wooyoung: ewww hongroahc do you have any shame jizzing in the pan and everything i ebt is stinks

hongjoong: im going to come to your house and shove a 1920s dildo up your flat fucking ass you better sleep with one eye open 

hongjoong: you behave worse than a drugged dog 

yeosang: CIRNKNDCJDNKJ

yeosang: THIS IS DIABOLIALNFJKDF

yeosang: I LOVE THIS FHAYDN

san: i want to be a bottpm

mingi: get lost we dont need that info

jongho: you bottom ass bitch

yeosang: FUCK EVERYONE 

seonghwa: HIGNDOONG

seonghwa: JIZZ IN A SIZZLING PAN AND SEND VIDEO

seonghwa: SEX TAPE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

jongho: youre a lost cause

seonghwa: what do iu think happens wehn you out semen in a sizzling hot pan with oil

wooyoung: what sort of a question is that

mingi: it would definitely sizzle and boil

san: hongjoongs cooked wiggly sperms

hongjoong: suck my dick bye 

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