wooyoung changed the group name to 'hongjoongs wiggly sperms'

wooyoung: there we go

wooyoung: now THAT'S perfect 🎀

seonghwa: ...

yeosang: good morning to you too

seonghwa: guess we're back at it

seonghwa: we are back to being called my husbands wiggly sperms

seonghwa: thats 

seonghwa: i will not address that 

mingi: ngl i thought this place was gonna be dead after our wedding but

mingi: i guess not

mingi: wooyiung made it sound like that i blame him

wooyoung: shut up you tadpole

mingi: ANYWAYS 😝😝😝🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️

mingi: i woke up to taco trying to lick my toes

mingi: it felt slimy and wet

wooyoung: WHAT GOES ON IN YOUR HOUSE

hongjoong: twelve years.

hongjoong: twelve

hongjoong: fucking

hongjoong: years

hongjoong: and all u fuckers are still the same

hongjoong: the name of this gc ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

hongjoong: I THOUGHT THIS PLACE WAS GONNA BR DEAD

wooyoung: do you really think i would let something like that happen again

wooyoung: n o

mingi: good morning hongroach

hongjoong: NOT THSIABAGSIN

hongjoong: we live in the same apartment building i will not hesitate to come down stairs and smack the living shit out of you

jongho: good mornin rise n grind 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥☝☠️⁉️💯💯💯💯💯💯👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅

jongho: feeding hyejin rn

mingi: i was so right about both of you having another girl

mingi: pay up I GUESSEDNRIGHT

yeosang: go shit in a bucket

mingi: suck my dick bitch

seonghwa: it's six in the morning can we not

mingi: well no 🗣️

seonghwa: i was up the entire night because he couldn't sleep

yeosang: were you putting hongeaoch in bed or something

seonghwa: are you dumb

yeosang: yes

seonghwa: your balls will explode in ten mins

san: HI OMG

san: GOOD MORNING?????

san: I JUST SHOWERED

hongjoong: send shower pics baba groll😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

san: i was going to say im about to help wooyoung make breakfast but ok

mingi: he became worse than me after he got married

mingi: like some sort of demon took over his body

wooyoung: you trying acting like a literal chicken yesterday says otherwise

wooyoung: you were fucking bawk bawking

mingi: bawk bawk

seonghwa: what are you making for breakfast pls share

wooyoung: i have zero energy

wooyoung: maybe cereal

wooyoung: we need to pack lunch for both of the girls too 💔💔

yunho:

jongho: GET THERAPY

yunho: good morning

mingi: i used to wake up at eleven back in college

yunho: news flash you actually arent in college anymore 

mingi: i also used to skip the first two classes like a pro

wooyoung: who the fuck approved of you becoming a surgeon 

mingi: im a good doctoer shtu up

wooyoung: u cant even spell doctor correctly and u call urself a neurosurgeon

wooyoung: do your patients woof woof when they wake up bc u acccidenyally messed w their speaking skills

mingi: shut the fuck up you dickwad i'll shove your untuned guitar so far up your fat ass that your cheeks start clapping snd it comes out of ur mouth fully tuned

hongjoong: calm down donald duck

mingi: 😘🖕

yeosang: today is haerin's first ever school day who cheered

mingi: MY BABY IS GROWING IP

jongho: aint nobody cheering i'll cry

mingi: she's three 

yunho: my other mom messaged me that she wants to meet taco

yunho: she loves taco more than we do 

san: BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

san: I KNOW U KNOW THA T I AMDE THOSE MISTAKES MAYBE ONCE TWICE

san: BY CNE OR TWIDE I MEAN NABYE A COUPEK OF HUNSERED T IEM S

seonghwa: go drink some water 

seonghwa: suck some dick

seonghwa: and you'll be sane again 

san: right i havent sucked dick in ages

yeosang: didnt u like fuck last night

san: WHO THE FUCK told you 

yeosang: i have planted secret cameras in your bedroom 🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦

yeosang: and bathroom

yunho: aggressive twerking 

hongjoong: OK BUT LIKE

hongjoong: i did not expect you to twerk that much on your wedding day 

hongjoong: i still have videos 

yunho: i swore to make a world record of twerkinh htr most on that day 

wooyoung: give me ideas on what to make for their lunch

yeosang: bibimbap

wooyoung: no i sent that yesterday 

seonghwa: kimbap

wooyoung: they had that for dinner

wooyoung: man their picky asses 

wooyoung: i was thinking of sending fish stew my mom sent and then i realized they dont eat fish unless san removes every single bone from it 

yunho: help thats so cute 

san: I KNOW RIGHT

san: usually when we have fish for dinner i eat last

san: because they demand me to pick out every bone from the fish

san: and then feed them one by one 

san: like it isnt even an option its a demand 

san: or they ask me to tell them stories from when we were younger like yk when we were in school or early stages of our relationship

jongho: BABIES

mingi: they are all my babies 

mingi: i love them

seonghwa: you and yunho are the favourite uncles dw 

mingi: i want to be a dad too crine 

wooyoung: IT TAKES TIME

mingi: I KNOW AND I DON'T HAVE PATIENCE 💔💔💔💔

mingi: fuck ok i need to go shower and all i have a surgery at 10 

yunho: i'll join

san: have fun

san: don't fuck

yunho: shut up

yunho: go iron your clothes or something

seonghwa: I'M SCREAMING

yeosang: what happened

seonghwa: my heart

seonghwa: mi corazon

jongho: wannabe spaniard

jongho: what happened

seonghwa: i would love if there were three words in your dictionary and those would be

jongho: mind yo business

seonghwa: suck my dick

jongho: right i should have expected that 🤩

seonghwa: huhuhuhuhuhuhu

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i missed my boys too much this is necessary for my mental health