Patrick: hey Pete

Pete: hey Patrick

Patrick: what's up with u and Mikey I feel like it's my fault u broke up and Mikey is telling me things about u and I can't believe it unless it comes from U and

Pete: what's he saying

Patrick: he's saying

Patrick: um

Patrick: u know what nothing never mind

Pete: what did Mikey say

Patrick: ask Mikey

Pete: no I wanna know from u

Patrick: well

Patrick: he said that

Patrick: um

Pete: SPIT IT OUT1!1!2!2!!

Patrick: he said the reason u two broke up was because u liked me but that can't be true BC he knows I like u and is probably using that against me to make me sad

Patrick: wait

Patrick: SHIT I ADMITTED I LIKED U FUCK

Patrick: I'm sorry Pete I understand if u don't wanna talk to me anymore I mean y would u like me u could have any boy or girl so y would u like me ha ha ha

Pete: Patrick stop

Pete: that is y we broke up BC I like u and Mikey likes Ray

Patrick: wait... U actually like me

Pete: yeah

Patrick: wait really

Pete: yeah