Patrick: I just got best friend zoned by Pete

Brendon: dude that sucks

Brendon: that's like the worst zone to be in

Patrick: ikr what do I do?!?!

Brendon: kiss him

Patrick: WHAT NO IM NOT GONNA KISS HIM WHAT NO

Brendon: if u kiss him he may realize he liked u all along and then ditch Mikey

Brendon: I like Mikey but not when he's w Pete

Patrick: but I feel bad

Brendon: Mikey and that Ray kid r gonna get together soon don't worry

Patrick: how do u know

Brendon: I can tell

Patrick: but I don't want either of them getting hurt. Petes already broken enough I don't want him to hate me if I tell him I like him but I don't wanna become like Barry and Iris where we just become all awkward around each other

Brendon: wait u watch The Flash??? Since when

Patrick: idk Pete made me watch it

Brendon: Cisco is adorable

Patrick: ikr

Brendon: fr tho idk what to tell u Man U got urself in quite the pickle

Patrick: wtf bren

Brendon: u know I can never be too serious for too long

Patrick: *sirius

Brendon: OHNO PAT STOP NOT SIRIUS BLACK

Patrick: aH Ha