Tyler: so I'm hanging out with Patrick atm and he's texting Pete

Gerard: HOLY SHIT YES

Gerard: I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP!1!1!1!

Josh: wait is that y we couldn't hang out today

Tyler: u see me every day wtf

Josh: but I love u :(:(:(:(

Ryan: AW OMG OTP SO CUTE

Brendon: rlly???

Ryan: joshler to me is like peterick to Gerard

Mikey: RYAN WAS KNEELING IN A BATHTUB

Ryan: stop that shit

Frank: I'm confused

Gerard: ok so recently at a party Josh got us all drunk and then we wrote fanfiction on our OTP

Frank: and I wasn't invited because???

Gerard: Oh

Gerard: BC this was the weekend u went out to visit ur Grandmom

Frank: ah

Josh: who actually wrote the milk fic lmao

Mikey: I wouldn't be surprised if it was Tyler

Tyler: what why?!?!

Mikey: BC sometimes people are there polar opposites while drunk and it would make sense BC ur all shy and smol while sober

Mikey: or maybe it was that Dan kid that was there

Tyler: fuck u

Tyler: PATRICK AND PETE ADMITTED FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER HOLY SHIT YES FINALLY

Gerard: yES HOLY SHIT IM SOBBING

Frank: congrats G ur OTP is together

Brendon: where's my OTP @

Ryan: who is????

Brendon: Ray and Mikey

Ray: wait what

Ray: ha ha ha bden u funny