Brendon: so how do u feel about Patrick?

Pete: idk he's my best friend y

Brendon: BC I sense sexual tension between u two

Pete: but there isn't????

Pete: anyways even if I did like Patrick he probably doesn't even like me back. He probs just hangs around w me BC I have depression and shit and he feels bad for me

Brendon: that's not true and you know it

Pete: u don't know that

Brendon: yes I do Peter, Patrick fucking loves u

Pete: eh no he doesn't

Pete: anyways I got Mikey

Brendon: don't deny ur love for Patrick

Pete: wdym

Brendon: u luuuuuvvvvvv him

Pete: um no

Pete: he's my bff

Pete: anyways I have a boyfriend

Brendon: yeah yeah whatever