Pete: I'm still confused how is Dan ur son Patrick?

Patrick: me Bden Dan and Phil are all rlly close friends and me and Brendon are rlly overprotective to D&P so Bden made a joke about how we are like there parents and ever since then I've been there dad and Bden is there mom

Brendon: it's true

Phil: but u kicked me out of the fam wtf?

Dan: ha ha Patrick is my dad

Pete: he my daddy

Gerard: OH SHET

Frank: sugar daddy?

Pete: nah that's Josh

Josh: PETE YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THAT WTF

Tyler: wtf

Patrick: seriously???

Josh: nah we fucking with you

Mikey: THANK GOD IF JOSHLER BROKE UP I WOULD HAVE CRIED

Tyler: joshler???

Josh: our ship name

Tyler: oh yeah lol I forgot

Gerard: aw my baby bro ships someone I'm so proud

Mikey: fuck off

Frank: I is fronk

Gerard: ???

Frank: fronk is good

Dan: fronk is love fronk is life

Phil: don't disrespect Shrek like that

Dan: oh ogre lord how sorry am I

Josh: ya okay????

Dan: no

Phil: yeah we're fine were just praising our ogre lord Shrek

Josh: are they normally like this???

Brendon: yeah

Frank: fronk istipsy

Gerard: ???

Frank: hi guys it's Ryan. Frank is sorta drunk rn

Brendon: RYAN WTF

Brendon: WHERE R U I HAVENT SEEN U OR HEARD FROM U IN DAYS

Frank: um long story for another time

Frank: anyways that's just Frank drunk texting now he's passed out on the floor

Gerard: where the fuck are you two

Frank: we're at Ashley's house

Gerard: alright I'll be there in ten

Brendon: me too

Frank: no bren it's fine

Brendon: ur avoiding me.

Frank: fine come with Gerard

Frank muted the chat

Brendon muted the chat

Tyler: ...

Josh: well damn

Patrick: Frank is friends with Ashley??

Tyler: who's Ashley?

Patrick: she's a girl I used to date but we broke up after I told her I was gay and she told me she was lesbian were still really good friends

Gerard: wait which Ashley?

Patrick: idk probably not the one ur thinking of though

Pete: aw I remember that u were a mess

Patrick: yeah...

Patrick: anyways I knew Ryan was close with her but I didn't know Frank knew her

Josh: add her to the chat

Halsey was added to the chat

Halsey: what's up fuckers

Josh: I thought her name was Ashley???

Halsey: I prefer to be called Halsey

Josh: oh ok

Patrick: are Frank and Ryan at your house

Halsey: yeah I invited them over along with a shit ton of people

Patrick: how do u know Frank???

Halsey: damn dad

Halsey: but we're in chemistry together so we're friends ig

Gerard: damn it Ash why did you let Frank get drunk???

Halsey: not my fault he drunk a shit ton of beer

Halsey: it's his fault for not being able to control himself

Gerard: you know what u little shit

Pete: wait G do u know Halsey??

Gerard: yeah, that little shit tried to take Frank from me. Always called herself fucking Halsey I knew it was her...

Halsey: I did not ur just jealous

Gerard: jealous??

Halsey: and scared of the fact Frank may one day leave u for a girl

Mikey: u fucking bitch

Halsey: what can I say, I'm brutally honest and winging it

Gerard: whatever

Halsey left the chat

Patrick: guys I'm sorry she's normally so sweet she just gets v rude and angry while drunk she'll probably be sobbing bc of this tomorrow

Gerard: yeah whatever