By the end of the fifty laps around Konoha it was quite obvious to say that all three of them were dripping of sweat, they took their leisurely time as they walked (stumbled) over to the Jonin sensei that has still yet to give them her name. Even Stone Lee who is a cokehead dead set on training his ass off every minute of the day was like an umbrella. Such a shame that Yomei didn't bring his camera.

Now dear readers, your probably wondering a) why I'm interrupting your reading time and b) how the hell these three dolts managed to do fifty laps without murdering each other in cold blood.

So this is how it went:

It was a cold and windy da- oh, okay then. Don't get on my arse- I'll fast forward it a bit just for you. Yomei looked over at his teammates who nodded there heads silently, totally and obviously agreeing with his life changing statement. After a while of them just standing there Yomei scratched his neck awkwardly. "Will we just-uh- start running now?"

Keiko and Stone nodded to each other in unison, all three of them jogging together in a synchronised pace.

And that was it really. Probably should have made it more interesting but oh well. Not like they would have died running that long anyway. All three of them crawled up to the steps to where their teacher was lying down with a pair of sunglasses on, bathing in the sun without a care in the world. That was until she heard their elephant like breathing though.

She sat up in an exasperated manner, her head propped up on her palm. Honestly Yomei could relate, all he wanted right now was a cup of some lemon green tea- mmm that shit is good. She glanced at all the fresh genin, sighing in exasperation once she noticed Stone's excited stare.

She got up slowly and after stretching out her muscles she started to walk away from them and into the forest. Taking the hint Yomei sent a cheeky smile to Keiko, motioning with his hand towards the creepy looking forest. "Lady's first." Stone Lee caught Yomei's gaze and turned around to face the forest where his sensei was walking into as if she had the time of day. He then turned around, gulping and agreeing with Yomei. "Lady's first," he squeaked out.

Keiko turned around to the both of them with pursed lips, shaking her head exasperatedly and muttering something along the lines of "fvcking idiots" before sashaying after their sensei, Stone Lee following straight after.

Yomei kept smirking the whole time, only dropping it after his entourage left. He quickly scanned the trees again, only catching a glimpse of the snow white squirrel that he saw earlier. Yomei shook his head in disbelief, trying not to snort out his laughter. There really are people dumber than Naruto in this world it seems, Yomei mused to himself. But then again not everyone can be as amazing as him.

+4 INT

After doing a mental hair flip Yomei unabashedly continued on his way after the trio, ignorant towards Keiko's loud yelling for him to 'hurry the hell up'. After catching up with them he caught his sensei's distasteful gaze. The Jonin immediately took her gaze off the boy, rolling her eyes in disgust. If a genin couldn't follow after simple orders in the village then what use were they in the battlefield?

After all three of the genins settled down the jonin opened her mouth again. "I hope you ran all fifty laps of the village or I will personally come after you," after looking deeply into each of the genins eyes she took a step back as if she found what she was looking for. Okay, Yomei was officially kind of scared now. "Now all you have to do is get one scratch on me- that draws blood of course- and then you get to be a genin."

She took a quick glance of her surroundings before looking back at the genins with an unreadable smile. "You have til noon, time starts now." And that's when the cheeky mofo disappeared into thin air, leaving the three flabbergasted. Yomei lifted an eyebrow in surprise, he was truly impressed.

Broadening his chakra range he grabbed the back of both genins shirts, pulling them backwards. Keiko let out a cry while Stone let out an "oomph", all three of them narrowly missing getting porcupined by a horde of shuriken. Keiko's eyes widened in fear. "She's really trying to kill us," she coughed out in disbelief.

Yomei snorted to himself, his grasp on both genin gone as he faced the direction where he found the Jonin's chakra signature. "Well obviously, how else is she meant to test us?" He scoffed, not minding the alarmed look Stone sent him.

Keiko sent Yomei a withering glare. "What do you expect us to do then," she hissed out. Yomei sent the girl a simple smile, patting her on the head. "All we have to do to defeat the crazy bitch is to team up together and slice her into millions of pieces so we can feed her to Kisame."

Keiko sent a deadpan look to Yomei, secretly wondering who the hell this Kisame person was. Was it his pet fish? As if sensing the danger the author quickly moved Yomei and his entourage bouncing a few feet backwards, narrowly missing a quick slash of wind that was directed for them.

-20 HP

Stone quickly paled, nearly about to go on his knees and beg the lord for mercy. Keiko stared at the boy in slight amusement and slight disgust. In all honesty it kinda looked like he wetted himself. Yomei spared a glance at Stone before promptly pulling them into the bushes. He immediately shushed Stone who looked like he was about to burst into tears. Yomei sighed in his mind, some serious character development is due.

"Okay," Yomei whispered to the two of them, finally taking charge. "So you need to tell me what our pros and cons are so I can make a plan- don't lie to me. If you do we will more than likely end up dead."

Leaders tongue <D:4> {lvl:14}

People are more intent on listening to your words and taking them to heart. Allows you to take charge on battlefields and lead squads of platoons to follow your every will.

Success rate: 45% {+10% to anyone with a high REP}

Stone Lee gulped at that. Seeing Keiko's nonchalant look he started what was badly overdue, "Uh, I'm good at taijutsu and I guess I'm okay at genjutsu- I know the basic ninjutsu techniques though." He perked up, hoping that it would attribute the theme in the slightest.

>Leaders tongue successful

<Skill lvl up>

Leaders tongue <D:4> {lvl:15}

People are more intent on listening to your words and taking them to heart. Allows you to take charge on battlefields and lead squads of platoons to follow your every will.

Success rate: 50% {+10% to anyone with a high REP}

Yomei nodded his head and gestured towards Keiko. Keiko sent an odd look to both boys before beginning, "I'm pretty darn good at ninjustsu if I do say so myself. I'm also a certified dragon summoner." Yomei almost snorted at the lizard summoning memory. He quickly hid his face, his shoulders shaking up and down, his voice wavering as he spoke.

"Weaknesses?" Keiko stared at Yomei weirdly, wondering why the crack head was acting up all of a sudden. It mustn't be good for his brain. "I'm pretty bad at Kenjutsu," she admitted, staring at the floor in slight meloncholy. Yomei sent Keiko a sad look, resting his hand on her shoulder and smiling.

"Hey it's okay, I'm pretty shit at taijutsu so I can't say much for myself- I'm sure you'll get better some time in the future." Keiko stared at Yomei in shock, her cheeks blushing slightly as she gaped at him. She quickly shook Yomei's hand off her shoulder, muttering a quick "thanks."

+2 REP

Stone watched the reaction awkwardly, like the friend that always third wheels and has to watch both of his other friends making out as he twiddles his thumbs in the corner. "I'm bad at ninjutsu," he offered with an uncertain look, his eyes glancing back and forward between the two genin.

Yomei instantly straightens his back before sending Stone a smile. "Thanks, that's helpful." Stone honestly wasn't sure if he was being sarcastic or not but he didn't care much. At least they were bonding. As Stone was watching the two genin act out their dramatic Shakespeare love story it seemed he forgot about the crazy ass sensei on their back. And honestly, author forgot about the crazy bitch too.

As Yomei thought of a very intricate plan the three genin stiffened as they heard a haunting laugh sound through the area. Keiko quickly punched Yomei in the shoulder. "Hurry up! If you take too long we're all mince meat," she hissed to the young Uchiha. Yomei brushed her hand off his shoulder and immediately found the ending result of the plan. Who needs Shikamaru when they have him?

<skill gained>

Planning <D:5> <lvl 1>

When you don't have a Nara on your side it's pretty god damn helpful to have a skill like this. Let's just hope your smart enough to use it right.

Success rate: 10%
Luck: + 64%

Yomei snapped his eyes between the two. "Okay Stone, on my signal you charge at the banshee and aim for her legs- feint for her face but as soon as her arms go into defence grab her legs with all your strength and keep her standing still."

Yomei turned around to Keiko who was now shivering slightly. Yomei sighed silently, he forgot that these people were only new out of the academy genin. Perhaps he shouldn't be so harsh next time. Yomei grinned at that thought, he wasn't changing for no one.

"Keiko, as soon as Stone gets her still I want you to use your liz- dragon to go bite her, as soon as you release the beast on her I want you to sub out with a shuriken that I throw- the rest should be simple got it?" Keiko nodded meekly to Yomei as he smirked to himself. The show was finally starting.