Chapter 10: Happy Birthday, Spider-Man

(After the victory over General Ironwood, the heroes decide to celebrate with a party. And today is Akira's birthday.)

(Huntsmen Mansion, Gotham)

(Team RWBY wakes up)

Ruby: Do you know what day is today?

Yang: Hold on, don't tell me...

Blake: Today is Akira's birthday!

Weiss: And I still didn't think about a gift I could give him... (facepalms) Drat.

Blake: I'm thinking about giving him a book.

Ruby: Some cookies could fit.

Weiss: Perhaps a new videogame. I heard he likes playing videogames.

Yang: Or a collection of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure episodes.

(Unbeknownst to them, Jaune is already preparing some cookies)

Jaune: Let me see... break some eggs...

(Jaune breaks some eggs)

Jaune: That should do it... now for some flour...

(Jaune puts some flour)

Jaune: Okay, here we go. Now for some chocolate chips.

(Ruby comes in)

Ruby: Hey, Jaune. Need any help?

Jaune: Put some chocolate chips at the mix. And try to not eat them like you did when you were making cookies, okay?

Ruby: (frowns) Okay...

(Ruby puts some chocolate chips as Jaune mixes the ingredients)

Jaune: All right. Now we just need to make each part of the mix...

(They put the parts of the mix)

Jaune: And put them at the oven.

(The cookies are put in the oven)

Jaune: Now just wait some minutes...

(Then Michelangelo and Bolin come in)

Bolin: Hey guys.

Jaune: Hey, Bolin.

Michelangelo: What are you doing?

Ruby: We're just waiting for the cookies to be ready.

(As they wait, Michelangelo starts playing with his nhuchakus)

Michelangelo: MC Mikey.

(Michelangelo keeps playing with his nhuchakus as Bolin starts doing some beat box. Then Jaune takes two metallic spoons and plays with them as he also does some beat box. Their freestyle music goes on until the cookies are finally done. Then Jaune uses some gloves and takes the cookies out of the oven)

Jaune: Done.

(Meanwhile at the School, Akira just did a math surprise exam, and took his test with an A+ in it)

Teacher: Congratulations, Akira. You surpassed yourself this time.

(Akira simply nods as he takes his test and walks away)

(Some hours later, Akira is seen in the Superior Spider-Man suit as he manages to defeat Deathstroke again)

Spider-Man: You never learn, do you, Slade?

(Spider-Man takes Deathstroke to jail, then the newspapers with "Spider-Man beats Deathstroke again" are seen)

(As Akira arrives at his home, he enters in it and...)

Guests: SURPRISE!

Ruby: (hugs Akira) Happy birthday, Akira!

Akira: To me? Thank you.

(Then the party starts.)

(Bolin is seen trying to place the tail at the donkey)

Bolin: I just need to go a little to right... and a bit up...

(Bolin places the tail at the donkey in the right place)

Mako: You did it!

Bolin: YEEEES!

Weiss: Hmph. I can do this faster than him.

(Then Weiss blindfolds herself, takes the tail with her Myrtenaster and launches herself for the target but...)

Ruby: Missed!

Weiss: (disappointed) Drat!

(The others start laughing)

Red Arrow: This is not target shooting.

(The party goes on all night. Then Blake approaches Akira and gifts him with a book named "Ninjas of Love")

Blake: Happy birthday, spider.

Akira: A book about ninjas, huh?

Blake: That's an interesting book. You'll like it.

(Then Jason Todd comes in)

Jason: Hey, guys. Come here and see what Babs and Yang are doing.

(Then they go to the courtyard, where the guests form a crowd and see Barbara Gordon a.k.a. Batgirl and Yang about to fight)

Barbara: I'll sleep with Akira again today, Yang!

Yang: I don't think so, Babs! I'll be the one sleeping with him and smother him with my boobs!

Guests: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

(Then Barbara tries to kick Yang, but she avoids it, then tries to punch the Batgirl, but she avoids the punch too. Barbara tries to throw a batarang, but before she does so, Yang shoves it off and punches her belly before the final blow. But then she notices something wrong with her Ember Celica. Barbara then sticks the tongue before getting punched so hard by Yang, then knocked out. Then Yang smiles in victory.)

Yang: (sees Akira) It looks like I'll sleep with you tonight, Akira.

(Then she winks at him)

(The party continues. Ruby is seen eating cookies while Nora eats pancakes. Michelangelo does some breakdancing. The others are enjoying the party.)

Akira: (to the readers) And that's how my birthday went. Interesting, isn't? Stay tuned for the next chapters.

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