3RD PERSON POV

Engen: So you can get much stronger using the gamer system......

Y/N: Yup.

Engen: Interesting.....perhaps it's coincidence or fate that brought us together.

NAME - ENGEN

OPTIONAL BOSS

AGE - 100+

RACE - GIFTED MALE

TITLE: LEADER OF NAMELESS

+20% all party member physical stats if present

Level - 65

Progress to next level - 0% (0/3250)

HP: 1900/1900

Stamina: 1800/1800(3600 at night time)

EST/MP: 2000/2000

Strength: 200

Endurance: 186

Defense: 140

Agility: 205

Intelligence: 160

Wisdom: 160

Charisma: 300

Money: $750000000

Prominent Skill:

Umbrakinesis
+100% all stats if used
Higher with constructs and sub skills
+100% more all stats at night

Y/N: Yup. And it says you're an optional boss to me.

Engen: And the hero killer is a mandatory boss?

Y/N: I'm not entertaining the idea of rejecting the boss quest and dying right after.

Engen: Understandable. Though I'm surprised you defeated her nevertheless.

Ihwa: I let my guard down.....what's that ability that stunned me?

Y/N: Counter guard and costs 30 MP. Basically when activated, if I block or parry or deflect my opponent is momentarily stunned which gives me a moment to inflict 200% damage or like a counter attack.

Ihwa: That's rather useful.

Engen: If I fight you, what will happen?

Y/N: I'd rather not entertain that idea.

Engen: Hmmm......and you say I can make dungeons, and "grind" them for experience points and such?

Y/N: Yup.

Rachel: Woah....this is actually cool! It can change everything.

VILLAINS GROUP CHAT MADE

Goo: Yo what's up!

Y/N: How the fuck did you make this group chat?

Goo: Cause why not? Ihwa messaged me to.

Baek-Ji: Yay! We can talk in each other's heads!

Engen: This is good. With this, we can communicate from long distances and such, and come to aid others at a split second.

Gun: This is a lot-

Goo: Yo wanna join the guild? You get more loot and stuff as a bonus.

Y/N: The guild members max out at 15.

Goo: Gun you're paying 100 million won.

Gun: We both have 100 million US dollars. Even with our spending we still are earning more than we spend.

Goo: I ALREADY CONTRIBUTED MONEY FOR THE BETTER CAUSE OF THE GUILD!

Y/N: Just make it fair cause Goo is throwing a tantrum.

Vector: PAY!

Gun: Alright. Paid already.

VILLAINS HAVE JOINED GUILD CHAT

+25% LOOT
+20% CHANCE FOR RANDOM RARE OR ABOVE WEAPON OR ARTIFACT AFTER COMPLETION OF DUNGEON

Komi:........I............Ah............

John:.....That's a bonus.

Engen: Hello everyone.

Maya: WHY IS EVERYONE A HIGHER LEVEL THAN ME ALREADY?!

Y/N: Did you do dungeons and stuff?

Maya: I am a very busy woman! Though...I should've joined in someone's dungeon.

Engen: What if I made a group dungeon so everyone can join?

Y/N: Everyone's not at your level dude. I mean sure my buffs will carry me pretty far but you're far above my league even with them.

Ihwa: There's a shop button?

Y/N: Yup. I-

Rachel: Ihwa's purchasing food like crazy and eating them.

Ihwa: It's good.

Crystal: So you guys are doing quests and such? Can I join in soon?

Gun: You could've joined any time.

Crystal: I'm busy with school......on second thought I was a bit apprehensive of this but since I got a lot smarter, I guess being stronger wouldn't hurt.

Goo: I AM ZENITSU! SPEED INCARNATE!

Y/N: Bro I'm literally Inosuke. I'm built like a Berserker cause I need to be low health to be buffed to hell.

Ihwa: Who's Inosuke? Who's Zenitsu?

Yuzuru: Manga stuff.

Engen: So you can also access powers that are of mangas too. Different worlds........

Yaeko: So you're villains?

Vector: And what if we are?

Goo: Nothing. Me and Gun ain't exactly good guys either.

Kassandra: Uh.......I guess I'm the only one that's a good guy?

Y/N: I'm like in between. I don't give a fuck about sides.

Maya: I'm a Yakuza boss's daughter.

Rachel: So we're cool!

Everyone: Yeah.

Y/N: Wait.......I haven't pulled weapon GACHA yet.

POOP

RARITY: COMMON

-2 STRENGTH

Y/N:......WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

Yuzuru: Hah.

SELLING FOR -2$

Y/N: ISEJJDEOJDEJJDJDSIIS

REAL KNIFE

RARITY: EPIC

+99 STRENGTH
+25 AGILITY

SOUL DAMAGE- IGNORES 100% NATURAL DEFENSE

Y/N: Hold up this is a good pull.

Ihwa: Ah......I got a locket that gives 99+ DEFENSE and same agility. That'll be useful.

Y/N: There's now an artifact GACHA huh....

Rachel: Lemme spend some money! Expensive but could be worth it.

Engen: Huh.....this sword is better than the one I have.

Y/N: What rank?

Engen: Epic. I'll take it then.

Y/N only had useless shit for the 3 other weapons, exasperating him before he pulls skill.

BULLSEYE

30 MP - Next shot will be 100% accurate and homes in on target

Y/N: I don't have a FUCKING GUN- wait maybe I can use this with mana blast.

Ihwa: I can just move out the way.

Y/N: It's makes projectiles a homing attack.

Ihwa: Homing attacks can still be dodged.

Y/N: True.

Engen: Y/N, let's fight later.

Y/N: Oh hell no.

Ihwa: You'll get stronger. He won't kill you.

Y/N: That is not reassuring.

+ 1 GIRLFRIEND

Y/N: Ignore it.

DON'T IGNORE IT

Ihwa:......Huh.

Later

Machamp: MACHAMP!

MACHAMP

RACE: POKÉMON

LEVEL: 50

EXP: (0/2500)

HP: 1000/1000

STAMINA: 2000/2000

MP: 1000/1000

STRENGTH: 170

ENDURANCE: 180

DEFENSE: 85

SPECIAL STRENGTH: 85

SPECIAL DEFENSE: 90

SPEED: 120(combat speed is much higher)

Y/N: Damn.......alright then, welcome to the team.

+1 COMPANION

Rachel: Wait we got a companion slot too! Like 6.

*BOOM*

Y/N and his Machamp high five, the Pokémon grinning as he could feel Y/N's strength while Y/N's arm shook from the sheer force.

Y/N: Holy shit it's strong. From this....it has a lot of strength and endurance. The stats differ slightly though but eh.

Machamp: ???

Y/N: It's like a game. The screen and such. You focus on attack, and judging from how people talk about you around here your physical strength and endurance is very high for your level.

The Machamp proudly nods as-

???: HALT! TEAM- AH!

The grunt screams as a tree was thrown at them and they run away.

Rachel: Hmm...

Lucario: May I be your Pokémon?

Gun: Sure.

Lucario was glad, having fought a human that could actually contest with it while everyone was-

Goo: LET'S FUCKING GO!

Y/N:....Machamp we're training soon.

Machamp: MACHAMP!

Kassandra: SOMEONE HELP ME! THESE YELLOW FLUFFS ARE TOO CUTE!

Shouko: *happy* Ha.....

Chansey: *hug* Mmmmm.....

Later

KIRBY

Height: 8 inches

AGE: 200-1000+ (still a child/baby sort of)

RACE: ????

TITLE:
PINK SQUISHY BLOB
THE BENEVOLENT ONE
GOD KILLER
???
Ḕ̸̡̛̠̯̞̟̣̠̭̦̘͇̘͍̞͌̂̃͒̃̐͝L̷̨̨̛̠͙̝̩̲̘̻̺͕͈̼̱͍̊̀̀̑̍̅͘̕͠D̶̦̓R̵̝̟͓̱͓͚̣͇̀̅̒́̌̿͌̀̍͆̀̔͆̈́͐I̷̡̢̛̭̹̫̥͕͕͓̗̗̰͉̹͌̂̐̓̓̌̿̕T̶̨̨̹̬̣̜͖̘̟̗̫̻͕̋̉̍͗͗͋̽͐̎̈́͛͝C̶̡̧̮̘̪͍̎̆̄̈́H̷͎͌̂͛͛͗̇̌̈͂̓̇̆̈́̚͠ ̶̛̬̭͙̤̲̆̂̐̔̾̐̅́͂̋͂̿͠͝CHILD

LEVEL: 2.5M(???)(usually severely suppressed)

Progress to next level (0/125000000)

HP: ???

Stamina: ???

MP: ???

Strength: ???

Endurance: ???

Defense: ???

Agility: ???

Intelligence: ???

Wisdom: ???

Charisma: ???

Money: $???

Y/N:.......

Kirby: Poyo?

The curious blob hops into Y/N's arms, his cute eyes staring into Y/N's soul as he pats his head.

Y/N: Hey there little guy? Are you lost?

Kirby: *nod*

Y/N: Looks like you're stuck with me. Let's go meet my friends.

Kirby: *hug* Mmmm...

*WHOOSH*

Machamp: Mach- AMP?!

Komi:..........

Goo: Yo! I- WHAT IN THE FUC-

Gun: HUH?!

Y/N: Everyone meet Kirby! He's a cute blob but uh........

Everyone was flabbergasted or freaking out, seeing the Level 2.5 million on Kirby's stats as he was rather confused.

Y/N: He can suppress his power easily depending on the situation?

Shouko: Aw~ He aforabl....

Shouko takes the pink blob who was sleeping before putting it into a basket that was matted ahead of time, putting a blanket over it as Goo was mockingly praising it.

Goo: ALL HAIL KIRBY THE ELDRITCH HORROR!

Ihwa: Did you just find it- him?

Y/N: Yeah. He's like a baby......I think?

Engen: Perhaps we can-

Y/N: Nope.

Yaeko: It seems tired....

Y/N: I don't even know how powerful you have to be to have a level of 2.5 million but......let's not anger it.

Everyone nodded, content on not angering something that could wipe them all out as Shouko held the basket and petted the sleeping eldritch child.

Kirby: *SNORE*

Later

Y/N: MANA BURST!

*BOOM*

???: *ANGRY SCREAMS*

*BOOM*

-50

A massive blade slams against Dragon Slayer, sending Y/N flying though several people appear above the dungeon boss.

THUNDEROUS SLASH

*SLICE*

CRITICAL HIT

A barrier was erected after this attack-

*SHATTER*

Though it was quickly broken by the combined force of Machamp and Zacian, Lucario aura blasting the boss off to the side while Engen was shooting shard after shard. Goo was thunder clap and flashing to hell and back, chipping at its side while everyone wailed on it as it tried to knock everyone back.

SWORD BURST

*SLICE*

BOSS DEFEATED

$35000 to all party members
+5 all stats to party members
+5 levels to party members
+1000 EXP to party member dealing finishing blow

Everyone: 'We wanted that EXP'

Y/N: What?

Y/N DISTRIBUTE EXTRA POINTS:

+5 AGILITY, ENDURANCE, STRENGTH

STATUS

NAME - Y/N

AGE - 18

RACE - HUMAN MALE

TITLE:

Gym Enthusiast
Gun's Apprentice:
15% Resistance to blunt damage

The Berserker

+25% Agility, will stack 10% every minute if bleed, 25% if below 50% HP

Level - 39

Progress to next level - 6% (100/1950)

HP: 550/550 (45 per minute)

Stamina: 550/550 (45 per minute when resting)

MP: 750/750(850/850)

Strength: 120

Endurance: 115

Defense: 60

Agility: 115

Intelligence: 80

Wisdom: 80

Charisma: 95

Money: $230000

Girlfriend - 7

Harem - 1

Engen: *smirk* 'I definitely feel a lot stronger than before. This is good. I'm one step closer to my goal.'

NAME - ENGEN

OPTIONAL BOSS

AGE - 100+

RACE - GIFTED MALE

TITLE: LEADER OF NAMELESS

+20% all party member physical stats if present

Level - 70

Progress to next level - 0% (0/3500)

HP: 1980/1980

Stamina: 1900/1900(3800 at night time)

EST/MP: 2250/2250

Strength: 240

Endurance: 225

Defense: 150

Agility: 225

Intelligence: 165

Wisdom: 165

Charisma: 300

Money: $750000000

Unbrakinesis:

+100% all stats if used
Higher with constructs and sub skills
+100% more all stats at night

Kirby: ????

Everyone: HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!

Kirby yawns, shrugging as Y/N picks him up.

Y/N: You alright buddy?

Kirby: Poyo!

*WHOOSH*

ENTERING GUILD LOUNGE

Y/N: Now to store all our loot.

They shove everything in cabinets and such though Ihwa notices Kirby lifting up an entire box of loot all by himself and comes to help him.

Ihwa: You need help?

Kirby: Mmm....Poyo.

Kirby smiles, though was certain he could do it himself and just for a moment people forgot how broken the little fluff ball could actually be-

REMNANT HAS OPENED

GUILD QUESTS AVAILABLE

Vector: Guild quests?

Y/N: I never seen that before.

Everyone looked at their quests, seeing one that was available.

REMNANT GUILD QUEST #1:

KILL (0/1000) GRIMM

REWARD:

1000 EXP for all guild members regardless of participation
5500 EXP for guild members who contribute or heal in battle
$17500 for all, $85000 for participants
Random New Skill
+5 guild slots

Ihwa: Experience helps.

Engen: We will be busy unfortunately so we can't work on this.

Goo: Same. I can train and do dungeons but I'm pretty busy for the rest of the week till Tuesday next week....bummer.

Gun: Same.

Everyone says that they'll be busy before Y/N turns to Kirby.

Y/N: Why don't we get more acquainted then?

Shouko: Y/N....Can I?

Y/N: Of course! You can join us anytime.

Goo: Ooo~ A couple-

*SLAP*

Yaeko: THAT'S MY DAUGHTER!

Y/N pats her head though Yaeko promptly slaps Goo as he did the explicit hand gestures to tease him.

REMNANT GUILD QUEST #2:

NON-COMBAT

HANG OUT (0/10) HOURS
BUY (0/15) FOOD
HAVE FUN (0/20) HOURS

REWARD: NONE, FREE VENDING MACHINE IN GUILD LOUNGE, TVs, 100 FREE FURNITURE PICKS FROM GACHA

Rachel: Ooo! I want to customize the lounge!

Komi: Me.....too.

Rein: Y/N I'm in trouble again. Teleport to me or-

*WHOOSH*

Rein:......Oh...Hello- LEVEL 70?!

Y/N: You missed a lot Rein. The guild has expanded rapidly.

Rein: I-I see- HOW- LEVEL 39?! 2.5 MILLION?!

Y/N: Ihwa was kicking my ass during the boss fight. And Kirby's our glorified mascot and eldritch child.

Rein: A-And you're already Level 20?

Shouko: *nod* Ya....

Rein:......I'm being left behind aren't I?

Y/N: You're level 21. But yeah....you gotta be keeping up with the whole guild. Even Maya's Level 19 already and she is very busy.

Rein: My stats are much higher though...

Yaeko: I will need to return to work after my break though. However, it has been a pleasure hanging out with you all, and I'm happy to see my daughters are doing well.

REMNANT GUILD QUEST #3:

TURNING THE TIDES OF WAR

KILL OR CAPTURE BEACON SPIES (0/2) (not including Cinder)

4000 EXP

MINIBOSS:
KILL CINDER FALL(the fall maiden) (0/1)

15000 EXP

REVIVE AMBER (0/1)

2000 EXP

ALLY WITH ROMAN AND NEO (0/2)

2000 EXP
$1 MILLION in guild chest

DEFEAT WHITE FANG GRUNTS UNTIL BRANCH HAS BEEN FULLY TAKEN OUT (0/1)

3000 EXP all guild members

KILL ADAM TAURUS (0/1)

4500 EXP

KILL TYRIAN (0/1)

4000 EXP

TAKE DOWN BRANWEN TRIBE AND CAPTURE (MINIBOSS) RAVEN (0/1)

4000 EXP
15000 EXP

ELIMINATE SALEM'S ALLIES AND
KILL THE IMMORTAL SALEM (0/1)
(Mortal blade will work)

EXP varies
35000 EXP to one that kills Salem

GUILD BOSS QUEST AVAILIABLE #1:

KILL THE GOD OF LIGHT AND THE GOD OF DARKNESS TO STOP THEM FROM DESTROYING THE PLANET

300000 EXP depending on damage output
50000 EXP all guild members participating

ONE WITH MOST EXP CAN CHOOSE TO SHARE

Everyone:......

Kirby: Poyo!

Y/N: Kirby....are you sure?

Kirby nods his head, determined as they look at the quest list.

DEADLINE: START ANYTIME AND END ANYTIME

Goo:....Holy fuck we might be fighting a god.

Engen: We got a long way to go.

Y/N: I-

Y/N'S HAREM QUEST:

TIME: 1 YEAR

GET (7/20) GIRLFRIENDS
GET (1/10) HAREM MEMBERS
FUCK SOMEONE (0/1)

FAIL: DIE A VIRGIN

Y/N:...........

Goo:........

Shouko: *RED* I-I-I-

Yaeko was smiling, holding a knife threateningly as Y/N bangs his head against the wall.

Y/N: MY FUCKING LIFE WHY THE HELL- LITTLE PIECE OF #########################

Kirby: ????

Yaeko: Just because I allow you to live in my house and date Shouko doesn't mean you have all the power. I will fucking kill you if you lay your hands on my daughter like that~

Everyone:......We designate you the mom of the group.

Yaeko: Hmph! That's right. And by the way, my break is soon to be over so I need to return to work soon. I won't have as much time for this.

Shouko: 'H-HAREM?! ME?! F-FUCK SOMEONE?!'

Next Chapter:

Grimm Better Run