(We open on a dark room and a large window where we can see the Galaxy. Two so silhouettes of figurines stand in front.)
Female: and so it begins
Male: you know you won't win this time
Female: I can try
Male: you never do
Female: there's always hope in the light
Male: (slight laugh)
(The camera starts to slowly zoom into the galaxy and speed up as we show the beginning credits. We settle on a battle Field on what seems to be earth)
*explosion*
Elijah:*yelling* can someone please get that!
Lucas: I got you. *driving a van and running over gnomes*
Anjali: I thought this would be going better *helping fight off the gnomes with Elijah*
Mary: what did you expect? Did you think they would be throwing flower petals at us? *soots a nome mid air*
Lucas: they just keep coming! *an explosion in the background as lucas stops the car and gets out holding a missile and launcher with the label anti gnome explosive*
Mackenzie: this better work!
Lucas: it should *starts to set up the rocket*
Chloe: you promised it would work *punches a gnome to peaces*
Lucas: I'm not just the useless gunner *grabs big red button* ready... fire! *the rocket launches into the distance and lands creating a mushroom cloud*
Elijah: finally you do something right for a change!
Mackenzie: guys I don't think that was is *looking into the distance*
(Panning over we see a literal wave of gnomes coming at our heroes)
Mary: RUN!!
(Every one starts running away)
Elijah:*still running* I knew it
Anjali: give him some slack he was trying
Elijah: not enough apparently
Lucas: I'm sorry guys I screwed things up again.

/this is an experiment of mine. If you want more like this, have a tip, or would like me to continue the story leave a comment. Thanks for reading and if you liked reading this check out my Journal where I talk about things and rant a lot/