PBCM

Well, looks like this is the first chapter that won't start with exposition. 

"I don't think this will work," said the unnamed assistant who the author decided to promote to supporting character, and retconned his name to Fred/Fried Rice.

"Sure it will," said John.

"It doesn't even make sense."

"I assure you Fred/Fried Rice, I'm using sound logic here."

"Your logic was the since the generator for the Plot Bull Crap Machine is weak and the reverse of weak is strong the uno reverse card will make the generator strong."

"Exactly, sound logic."

Fred/Fried Rice rolled his eyes as they soon reached the Plot Bull Crap Machine or the PBCM because the other doesn't want to keep typing Plot Bull Crap Machine. The PBCM was a giant computer, and it's purpose was to look for energy sources strong enough to heal the World of Fantasy. John walked to a small door at the back of the machine. He opened it and was met with the sight of a small, blue ball of light. This was the weak generator that powered the PBCM. He held the uno reverse card to the generator, and felt power exit the uno reverse card. The generator started to glow brighter.

"John, the PBMC is over 9,000%!" Fred/Fried Rice said excitedly.

"I told you it would work," responded John.

"Shut up and get over here," said Fred/Fried Rice.

John closed the door, and walked over to where Fred/Fried Rice was. "Alright, let's test this out," said John. "PBMC find me an energy source strong enough to heal the world."

"Searching for energy source," said the PBMC.

"Well this seems like this could take a while so let's..." started Fred/Fried Rice.

"Energy source found," said the PBMC.

On the PBMC screen was a bunch of gibberish that only John and Fred/Fried Rice could read due to plot reasons. "That's weird," said John. "It's saying that an available energy source is just past the Fourth Wall."

"That's impossible, there's nothing past the Fourth Wall," said Fred/Fried Rice.

Suddenly John fell to his knees, clutched his head, and started screaming in pain. In his eyes the world was flashing between his lab, and the dark void from the last chapter. He tightly shut his eyes, and waited for it to stop. Then the pain abruptly stopped. He opened his eyes, and found that he was in the dark void. "Hello John," said a familiar voice from behind him.

He turned around to see a man in black pants, a black hoodie, and a 'Scream' mask. "Who are you?" asked John.

"You'll find out soon enough."

"Why does your voice sound so familiar?"

"Also something for later."

"If you're not going to tell me anything why am I here?"

"I am going to tell you something, I'm going to tell you that the Kingdom of the Fourth Wall lied to you."

"What are you talking about?"

"They told you that there was nothing beyond the Fourth Wall, and that they couldn't cure your world. In reality there is something past the Fourth Wall, and it has the power to save your world."

As unrealistic as that sounded, John somehow knew this person in front of him was telling the truth. "Why didn't they tell us? Why did they lie?"

"Because the only way to save your world, is to destroy the Fourth Wall, and it is your destiny to be the one who destroys it."

"What? I can't just destroy the Fourth Wall, even if I wanted to I don't know how to, and I'd probably get killed by the soldiers of the Fourth Wall."  

"We don't have much more time here, but I will tell you this, you have been given the uno reverse card for a reason. Use it." The man started fading.

"Wait! tell me your name before you leave," said John.

"Call me...FB," said the man before he faded away. 

Then John opened his eyes to realize he was on a gurney in his lab. Fred/Fried Rice was no where to be seen. John got up, and decided that he was going to learn how to break the Fourth Wall. 


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