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"Jefferson is that you???" Washington cried. It was Daveed Diggs, in a ridiculous suit with a big, bright orange bowtie, singing.
"No of course not!!" Jefferson started blushing intensely. "Sky turn it off!"
"Heck no!"
"Rubber ducky, you're the one! You make bathtime lots of fun! Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of youuu!" Daveed sang, doing his best to look cute. Jefferson's face was a completely new shade of red.
"Jefferson what the FUCK?" Alexander laughed. "This is hilarious! Sky you are the best!"
"Hey Laf, he looks like you," Hercules said.
"It is him."
"Non!!!"
"Just keep watching!"
"Doe doe doe doe! Rubber ducky, joy of joys! When I squeeze you, you make noise! Rubber ducky your my very best friend, it's true!!" Daveed sang.
"Thomas! I thought I was you're best friend!" James whined, also enjoying the embarrassment of his best friend.
"Yeah Laf!" Hercules whined along. Both men were blushing insanely and we were loving it.
"You're his boyfriend! There's a difference," KG smirked. "Mr. Jefferson, Lafayette, I didn't know you did this."
"I-I- I don't! Sky, turn it off!" Thomas said, his face still unnaturally red.
"S'il vous plaît, Sky! Turn it off!" Lafayette cried.
Then the rapping portion of the song came on. Daveed rapped about his rubber ducky, and Jefferson looked ready to melt. Lafayette had been hiding his face in his knees. Jefferson hid his face in his hands and put his elbows on his knees. "Noooo! I wanna kill myself!"
"Mr. Jefferson, Lafayette, that was very......" Washington couldn't think of a word. "Uh..."
"Cute?" James offered.
"Yeah, I guess. It was cute for the kids! Look at Jack," George nodded to the bubbly boy, who was giggling and singing along to the little song. He was blabbering during the rap, but it was still super cute.
"Who else has one?"
"I think Alexander and Washington have some too!" Sky said. "Give me a minute."
"Wait what," Washington's face sunk when his name was called. "No, that's not right."
Sky pulled up "K is for Kindness with Chris Jackson" and played it. The moment Washington saw his face he put his head in his hands. "Fuck. Damn it."
"Awww!" I smiled when Jack bounced up and down while looking at the screen and singing along. Aaron hugged me and laughed when he saw Washington's slowly reddening face. Aaron's laugh gives me life, honestly.
"There's a word I know, and it starts with K!"
"Yeah. Kill myself," Washington sighed. "I can't believe this is actually happening."
"Believe it!" Sky shouted. "Do you know how many times I've heard this song? Thanks for that."
"I didn't sing it!"
"Mhm right. We all know why you were late for meetings now, Washington," Jefferson smirked.
"Oh, no, Mr. Jefferson, that was for a completely different reason. My wife could answer that if you want to know," Washington looked up from his hands, smirking a dirty smirk. Sky got up, walked into the kitchen, and came back with a spray bottle that said holy water. She squirted him with it.
"That was for a sex joke during my innocent Sesame Street!!" She shouted.
"Fat's kindneeeeessss!" Jack sang.
"Awww!" I smiled. Aaron was smirking. "Don't think there isn't something about you. I'm damn sure there's a video about you. It would be cute to see you singing like that."
"And what the hell is around your neck?" Hercules asked. "Washington you need to fix yourself."
"I can't believe this is happening," he whined. Washington wasn't as bad as Lafayette or Jefferson, he was accepting his inner Sesame Street. "At least it's about kindness, not rubber duckies."
"Can we forget we saw that?" Jefferson asked.
"Ha, no," John replied. "Do you have one on Alexander?"
"Give me one minute," Sky said. Alex's face dropped. "Yes. I do."
She played 'Lin-Manuel Miranda singing habitat.'
The moment Lin came on the screen everyone gasped. "WHERE IS YOUR HAIR???" John yelled.
"It's like Jefferson's pride. Gone," Aaron laughed.
"Just watch!"
Lin started rapping about habitats and Alexander turned to lay down on the couch, blushing and whining with unhappiness. "Why am I rapping about habitats? Kill me now."
"Actually...." Lafayette said. "You're not that bad."
"Yeah. You're actually really into it," Hercules agreed.
"Wait, really?" Alexander asked. Lin was really into the rap and he was nailing it.
"Yeah, Freddy Flapman," Aaron smirked.
"Shut up, Aaron!" Alexander's cheeks were still tinted red. Jack was giggling at the rapping and would squeal everytime a new habitat would appear. At the end of the video, Lin rolled out with 'I made the sale' and Alexander smirked. "Damn. Even in kid's shows I'm better than Jefferson."
"Shut up! I killed that!" Jefferson was embracing his rubber ducky song.
"At least I was dressed decent," Washington smirked. "Not like some hippie."
"Ooooh, roasted and toasted!!" Samuel cried.
"Oh, shut up, Sam!" Lafayette cried with fake anger.
"Hey, don't talk to him like that!" KG cried, hugging Samuel. The younger male laughed softly at that and shook his head when KG ruffled his hair. It was a cute sight.
"Who else has a video?" Washington asked.
"I don't know. Lemme check," Sky said, browsing on her phone. "So, Aaron sang for the Sesame Street parade and a Victoria's Secret advertisement."
"What's Victoria's Secret?" James asked.
"It's a store where girls buy bras and underwear and sexy stuff," I explained. Aaron smirked.
"Told y'all the ladies love me," he smirked.
"You're just singing," KG said.
"Well, Hercules and/or James sang 'Defying Gravity' in a Mickey Mouse voice," Sky said. She played the video and everyone went into shock at how high pitched it was.
"James I didn't know you could hit that high," Jefferson said, completely shocked.
"Herc since when could you sing like zat?" Lafayette asked.
"I have my secrets," Hercules smirked. His voice got really high as he said "I have no idea how I can do this."
"Me neither, Herc," James replied, also with a high pitched voice.
Sky had ended up recording them talking like that and was dying. "Herc, James, what do you do in your freetime?"
"This," Herc cleared his throat, grabbed James, whispered something in his ear, and they both nodded. They cleared they're throats, sighed, and screamed. "AND I'LL TRY DEFYING GRAVITY!" In the highest voice ever. Washington stood up, clapped, and shook his head.
"You two are the reason I'm still alive."
"OH YES!" Sky screamed, laughing as she put up the song "Wriggle- clipping". "This is Laf or Thomas rapping."
The song started playing and everyone looked a little freaked at the music. Everyone jumped when Daveed started rapping. Aaron looked at Thomas and Laf in slight fear at how fast they were.
"Wow, zat's slow for me," Laf smirked.
"Me too," Thomas crossed his arms. "What even is that beanie?"
"Lafayette how?" Washington asked. "Jefferson why?"
"We have our talents," Thomas smirked, highfiving Laf. "Didn't know you and I had to same talent. Who taught you? My sister showed me."
"I was born with zis talent," Lafayette smirked.
"My sister was a fucking boss at this. I will never be as fast as her," Thomas chuckled.
"Teach me, Tommy," Sky laughed. Thomas chuckled.
"I will show you da wae," he referenced, causing everyone to laugh. Sky turned on 'Alphabet Insanity' by Mac Lethal. When he started rapping Jefferson scoffed. "No where near as fast as me."
About half way through the song, everyone was shocked. "HOW THE F-" Alex and Thomas yelled.
"Let's step on the gas and go quicker!"
When he got faster, Washington laughed in amazement. "Holy shit."
John fell onto the couch, pretending to have a seizure. "Too. Fast!" he cried.
"Oh shit, I forgot Z. Zebra."
Sky burst into laughter at that before laying down. "He is awesome."
"Hey, play 'Air 'Em Out'," Sam said after calming down.
"It's not a rap song," Sky said. "I've listened to clipping."
"Just play it," Lafayette said. Sky played it and we all looked a little shocked at the language.
"Well, Thomas, Lafayette, I guess you have no speech filter," Washington said. Both men smirked.
"This is nothing."
Well, that felt short. Idk. Tell me what you think! This is more of a joke chapter and one of the last chapters Sky will be in! Jack might stay for the hell of it, but he'll probably be gone with Sky. Tell me if you like them here or not.
Plus, if you don't listen to clipping. what are you doing with your life?
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