You roll your eyes and laugh as you enter the monastery, the guys following you and chatting amongst themselves.

"Hey, Zane's cooking, right?"

"Well, it can't be Cole, since he's banned from the kitchen.  So I'd say yes."

"HEY!!!  I'm an amazing-"

"-Assassin?  Yes, you are!"

Jay and Kai both snort as Cole pouts.  "YN, tell them that my cooking's not that bad!"

"Cole," you begin gently,  "Your surprise stew the other day was-"

"-Delicious, right?!!"

"I don't want to know what was in that, but you obviously didn't kill whatever poor creature was in it properly, because something bit my nose when I tried to eat your concoction!!!"

"Even the chicken didn't want to eat it!"  Lloyd adds scathingly.  "-And she eats everything!!!"

Cole crosses his arms and scowls.  "Hmmpf!"

Zane pokes his head around the kitchen door.  "Please be seated.  Dinner will be served momentarily."

Everyone obediently sits down.  Morro pulls out your chair for you before he also seats himself.

"Where's Ny-AAAAAAHH!!!"  Kai screams as his sister splashes out of the sink and re-forms a moment later.

"Here, brother!"  She smirks at his reaction.  "I love that trick!"

"Whatever!  Sit down already, Sis, I'm starving!"

"Heh..  Sure!"  She glides over to Jay and sits down beside him as Zane serves everyone.

Master Wu says the blessing. "Thanks be to my Father that Ninjago has not suffered a most terrible fate, and please give my nephew someone human to date."

"UNCLE!!!" Lloyd hisses at him.

Wu snorts. "You may all eat."

Halfway through your meal, you reach for your drink.  You raise it to your mouth and take a sip.  You're about to take another when your glass suddenly shivers violently, then shatters, spraying your beverage everywhere.

"NYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"  Cole yells.

"IT WASN'T ME, I SWEAR!!!"  Nya shouts back.

The glass pieces shudder and spin in tandem, then meld back together into a funky, abstract shape.

"What.  Was.  That?!!"  Jay shrieks.

Master Wu sighs and stands up.

"If he tells us that there's something he hasn't told us yet, I'm gonna go ballistic."  Jay mutters.

"Ninja, there is something that I haven't told you yet."

"I KNEW IT!!!  AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!"  Jay lets out a long, frustrated scream.

Master Wu turns to you.  "YN, I'm afraid that there might be a problem..."

352 words.  I do not know why you all need to know this, but what the hey!  :D