Me: Escuse me. *squeezes through people* Me coming through. Tiny bean coming. *Sees Taylor swift.*

Friend: OMG!!

Me & Friend: *Walks up to Taylor Swift* THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!

Taylor swift: WAIT!! I can't burn!!

Me: Sorry Taylor. Forgive me. *Pushes Taylor Swift over and jumps onto her.* safe!

Friend: *Jumps on her* Me too.