That's Entertainment! 5
Everyone in the audience including Killjoy and Trench all started to laugh at Charlie who looked crushed and devastated and slumped back down on the table as Killjoy slammed her fist on the table as Vaggie and Allison wanted nothing more than to comfort her. There was a boo section in the news and the demons looked uninterested with Charlie's idea.
"Booooo!" A demon with blue flamed booed in a deadpanned tone.
"I knew this would happen..." Vaggie grumbled as Allison sighed.
"No point when she likes to sing her ideas, Vaggie." Allison muttered sadly, feeling pity and sympathy for her friend.
Calming down slightly, Killjoy turns to Charlie with a mocking smile.
"What in the Nine Circles makes you think a single denizen of Hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?!" She questioned her mockingly as Charlie didn't answer.
"You have no proof that this little experiment even works!" Killjoy taunted her with a laugh as Charlie looked at her. She knows it will work and she has proof
"You want people to be good?! Just... because?!" Killjoy added and she continued to laugh as Charlie turned to her.
"Well, we have a patron already, who believes in our cause and he's shown incredible progress!" Charlie said and both Vaggie and Allison glanced at each other in shock. She's not gonna, is she?
"Oh? And who might that be?" Killjoy asked, feigning shock but there was an interesting glint in her eyes as Charlie pretended to check her nails, trying to look smug and confident.
"Oh, just someone named... Angel Dust!" Charlie revealed and caused both Vaggie and Allison to groan silently.
"Charlie, you shouldn't have said his name." Vaggie groaned in dismay.
"The porn star?" Tom asked as he looked at Charlie in surprise.
"You fucking would, Tom!" Killjoy turned to him menacingly, even scratching the desk doing so and he turned away just to avoid getting hurt by Killjoy, who turned back to Charlie who was looking confident.
"In any case, that's not even an accomplishment. I'm sure you could get that hooker to do anything with enough booger sugar and lube." She said as she made a hand motion suggestively.
"Oh, I beg to differ!" Charlie said as she looked Killjoy in the eye.
"He's been behaving, clean, and out of trouble for two weeks now." She said as she counted on her fingers only for the staff to shout.
"Breaking News!" Killjoy looks curious and interested as she shoves Charlie off the desk.
"Why do I suddenly have a bad feeling about this, Vaggie?" Allison looked alarmed and nervous for some reason as her ears were twitching.
"We are receiving word that a new player has entered the ongoing turf war! Let's go to the live feed." Killjoy said as the screen to her right showed the battle.
The live feed shows Angel Dust stepping on an Egg Boiz before throwing a grenade at Sir Pentious who manages to get away as laughter can be heard in the background. Charlie, Allison and Vaggie watched the screen in defeat and dismay. Vaggie was seething and trying to calm down but she was planning several notes on how to make that spider pay for making them look bad.
"I'm a bad person!"
"Oh...shit." Both Charlie and Allison swear though the doe cursed silently as Killjoy looks amused.
"'Oh, shit' indeed! It looks like the one who just joined the battle is none other than porn actor; Angel Dust!" Killjoy said as a picture of Angel appeared while faking a gasp of shock.
"What a juicy coincidence!" She said as she turned Charlie while shaking her fist.
"You must feel really stupid, right now." She added, resting her cheek on her hand before she and Tom laughed at Charlie.
"Ratings!" The two sang while doing jazz hands.
Charlie stares at the live feed in distress and attempts to block it from the audience's view to no avail.
"Don't look at this!" She exclaimed as Killjoy was taking delight at how Charlie was failing.
"Well, it sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival." She said as Charlie looked at her nervously.
"Tell us, how does it feel to be a total failure?" She asked as she loomed over Charlie before she and everyone minus Allison and Vaggie all started laughing again.
"Yeah, well..." Charli stammered while trying to find a comeback before grabbing Killjoy's pen.
"How does it feel that I got your pen, huh?! Bitch!" Charlie said loudly in an insult and all laughter immediately stopped almost instantly.
Both Vaggie and Allison looked at each other in shock and disbelief as Vaggie facepalms in disbelief with Allison covering her mouth from shock. Tom stared at Charlie in shock and disbelief while Killjoy was giving her a death stare.
"Ehehe... Oops." Charlie laughed nervously and put the pen down, realizing her mistake.
Tom only needed to look at Killjoy before running off set to avoid in the crossfire. Charlie stares in fear as Killjoy, in her demon form, reveals an extra pair of eyes, which, alongside her original pair of eyes, glow bright red. She can also summon two extra pairs of arms that resemble the front legs of a praying mantis, right below her usual pair of arms. She also gains sharper teeth. She let out a shriek whole looming over Charlie who looks scared out of her mind. Looks like a fight just broke out in the station.
Meanwhile....
Purplish red smoke exploded as both Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb can be seen fighting Egg Boiz. To say the least, they're having the time of their life while chatting away.
"Hey, thanks for the back up, Angie!" Cherri said as she and Angel were taking cover, with the spunky demoness having a rocket launcher.
"Hahaha! You kiddin'? This is the best action I've seen in ages!" Angel laughed as he put his hands behind his head as Cherri fired the rocket launcher before taking out a cherry bomb.
"Where've you been, anyway? I thought you up and died or some shit." Cherri asked curiously as she pulled the pin from the bomb.
"Oh, I wish!" Angel scoffed as he lit up a bomb.
"I've been staying at this crappy hotel on the other side of town. Some broads are lettin' me stay rent-free if I play nice." He explained as he handed the bomb to Cherri who took it before throwing it at the Egg Boiz.
They both covered their ears and head just as an explosion happened behind them. They took out their weapons and grinned at each other before jumping out into the fray.
"Y'know, no fights, no pranks, no "problematic language"... Her words, not mine." Angel ranted as he continued to fire at the Egg Boiz using a drum mag M1928 Thompson.
"These crazy bitches are no fun! I've been clean for two weeks!" He sighed as he stepped on a broken piece of wood, sending an egg boi flying and shooting him from behind as egg yolks splattered on him.
"Ho-ly shit!" Cherry swore in disbelief but kept smiling before taking out some bombs and running back into the fight.
"Well, sorta clean." He smirked before destroying an incoming egg boi with a bat.
"Just clean as you can get from a shitload of Bolivian marching powder!" He grinned at Cherri who landed next to him.
But a chain wrapped itself around Angel and sent him crashing on the road. Turns out, Sir Pentious was the one who did it. Pentious loomed over Angel who put on his acting skills to the max.
"Ohh~ Harder, daddy!" Angel faked a moan while grinning at Pentious.
"Son?!" Pentious gasped in shock as Angel looked at him in disbelief and shock. Did he seriously take that seriously?!
Cherri charges at Pentious like a train and kicks him away. Hissing angrily, his hood flares up as he glares at the two.
"Grr! You whores have no classes!" He hissed angrily.
"In war, The side remembered is the side with the most ssstyle!" Pentious said as he adjusted his now smugly.
"Or the side that ain't dead!" Cherri said while decapitating an Egg Boi as Angel stood up, removing the chains from constricting him.
"Speakin' a style, is your hat like, alive or something?" Angel asked curiously but Cherri knows what he's on about and grinned in amusement.
"Oh!" Pentious goes to answer.
"Well, that's none of your GODDAMN BUSSSSINESS! Now, is it?" He said as he realized what Angel was trying to do.
"Hah, would that make your hat the top and you the bottom?" Angel teased him while swaying his hips playfully and making Cherri almost burst out laughing at that.
A sign that says "Loser" can be seen in the background pointing at Sir Pentious as an Egg Boi acknowledges the roast.
"Oooooh!" Pentious throws a pebble at him as he becomes enraged.
"I'm going to blow you to bitssss!" He hissed angrily but didn't miss how Angel was looking at him up and down.
"Hm, kinky!" He said and caused Pentious' hold to flare open.
A sign that says "Pussy" can be seen pointing at him in the background as he knocks over an egg boi. Angel took notice behind them that an egg boi has a tentacle launcher and pushed his best friend to the side out of instinct and got tangled up in them instead.
"Not so cocky now, are we?!" Pentious smirked as Angel was not amused.
"Y'know, you really gotta watch what comes outta ya mouth. I've been making these sex jokes the whole TIME!" Angel said only to yelp when his limbs get pulled on as Pentious takes out a drill.
"And it's obvious ya ain't catchin' on." He said as he revealed a third pair of arms and Pentious realized he wasn't unarmed as Angel was holding a M1928 gun.
"I mean, it's just sad!" Angel said as he shot Pentious.
Cherri came up behind him with a smile.
"So, think you're gonna get in a lotta trouble for this?" She asked curiously as Angel shrugged.
"Eh, what's one little brawl gonna cause?" He asked as he and Cherri looked at Pentious whole retracting his extra arms.
Back at the station, both Charlie and Killjoy can be seen trying to duking it out on each other like it's some sort of WWE match while a fire alarm goes off in the background with Trench entering the scene, covered in flames due to the fact that Charlie sent a fireball his way off set.
"WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?!" He screamed in agony and pain.
Back to the two, egg boiz were approaching as the two were ready.
"Glad you haven't changed! You know you're my favorite guy to party with!" Cherri said as she punched his arm playfully as Angel grins.
"You know it, sugar tits!" He said before Cherri took out one last bomb.
"You ready to finish this?" She asks as she lights it up as Angel reloads his tommy gun.
"Born ready, baby!" Angel grinned as the two charged.
Angel and Cherri pounce onto Sir Pentious and his army as they prepare to clash, Charlie and Killjoy are still at each other's throats screaming, Tom is still on fire, screaming in agony. The camera shows all the characters present, screaming.
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