hyunjin: hey felix wanna hear my evil plan on how to take over the world?

felix: sure!

hyunjin: first i'm gonna dye my hair blond and let it grow real long. then imma tie it into the best ponytail the world has ever seen and then bam! all will bow to their lord and master king hyunjin.

(2O23 ani speaking: this aged like fine wine because i wrote this in june 2O2O when god's menu came out lmao)