"Hey guys, the test results came back and- OH MERLIN'S BLOODY BALLS!"

"Honestly James, don't you knock!?" I pulled away from Sirius and fixed my shirt. "There's this thing called privacy. You should try it sometime. And it's not like we were doing anything to traumatize you." Sirius blushed and hid his face behind a pillow.

"There are things that have been seen and can never be unseen. Now I have to go and poke my eyes out. Thank you so much for scarring me for life guys."

"Like I've said. There's this thing called knocking and not bursting in here as if this was your own room. I don't do that to you, dumbass. It's called making out, you should try it sometime instead of kissing your pillow and pretending it's Lily." I smirked and crossed my arms. "Now let's change the subject before you go all crazy and kill Padfoot. What just came in the mail?"

"Our letters and test results. And how do you know about that?" James asked flustered.

"I've lived with you since the womb and we shared a room up until we were like 6 or 7. And there was this one time that I knocked, you didn't answer so I walked in and saw you snogging your pillow."

"That was a long time ago." James rolled his eyes.

"Bam Bam, that was last year." I smirked.

"But I saw-"

"My bra strap because I'm wearing a tank top? Wow! Somebody call the Ministry because I just committed a crime. I'm a girl, and my bra strap is showing. Somebody better lock me up in Azkaban for this!" I said still smirking.

"Whatever, Jade." James mumbled. "Your letters are on the dining room table along with Sirius'." James slammed the door closed and I burst out laughing.

"You can show your face now, love." I told Sirius.

"Well that was embarrassing." Sirius said still blushing.

"It really wasn't. After living with him for 16 years, you learn to use his own words against him. There's a reason that I'm the dominant twin." I shrugged and laid next to him. "Should we go downstairs and get the letters or what?"

"Maybe later. Right now, we have better things to do." Sirius smirked and put his lips on mine. "Such as taking a nap."

"Well that was anticlimactic." I laughed.

"Shut up and let me cuddle you."

...

"So the lovebirds finally emerge from the cave!"

"Shut up Prongs." Sirius mumbled sleepily and rubbed his eyes. "The letters are where?"

"Dining room table. I haven't opened mine yet because I was waiting for you guys to be done with whatever it is you two chose to traumatize me with."

"Which ended up being a bra strap." I smirked and we grabbed our letters. "On three. One."

"Two." James grabbed the seal and looked at us nervously.

"Three." Sirius said and we opened the letters. "Place them on the table to see?" James and I nodded and we placed them on the table.

James Fleamont Potter's results:

Charms: O
Transfiguration: O
Potions: E
Herbology: E
Defense Against the Dark Arts: O
Ancient Runes: A
Care of Magical Creatures: O
Astronomy: E
Divination: O
Arithmancy: O
History of Magic: O

"AWESOME! I'm going to N.E.W.T.S." James yelled. "Now Sirius."

Sirius Orion Black's test results:

Charms: O
Transfiguration: O
Potions: O
Herbology: A
Defense Against the Dark Arts: O
Ancient Runes: E
Care of Magical Creatures: O
Astronomy: O
Divination: O
Arithmancy: E
History of Magic: O

"An Outstanding in Potions!? I can't believe this!" Sirius smiled and looked at me. "Now it's Vixen's turn."

"I'm worried." I laughed nervously.

Jade Amelia Potter's test results:

Charms: O
Transfiguration: O
Potions: O
Herbology: O
Defense Against the Dark Arts: O
Ancient Runes: O
Care of Magical Creatures: O
Astronomy: O
Divination: E
Arithmancy: O
History of Magic: O

"I GOT AN OUTSTANDING IN ASTRONOMY!? MERLIN'S BLOODY BALLS THIS IS GREAT! I'M GOING TO N.E.W.T.S." I yelled and did a little dance in excitement. "I'm so fucking happy!"

"How the hell did you not get a single Acceptable in your exams and Pads and I got one?"James took my letter and looked at it. "I call a retest!"

"That's a miracle considering a spent a month in the Hospital Wing." I shrugged. Sirius suddenly picked me and started spinning me. "I'm gonna puke again, Padfoot!"

"You got an Outstanding in Astronomy! This calls for spinning!" Sirius laughed as he finally put me down and kissed me. "I'm so damn proud of you, sunshine."

"No snogging in the dining room!" James yelled.

"Shut up, Prongs. BUT WE'RE GOING TO N.E.W.T.S." I yelled and hugged my two boys.

"WE'RE GOING TO N.E.W.T.S"

...

"Okay, let's split up. You three the new uniforms and your father and I will go and get the books and new cauldron for Jade since hers mysteriously exploded." Mum smirked at us and handed us a few sickles and galleons.

"It was James' fault." I shrugged and took the money and left. "Did Wormtail and Moony say they were coming today?"

"Wormy is supposed to be getting here soon I think and I don't know about Moony." Sirius said and put an arm around me.

"Someone mentioned Moony?" I heard a voice behind me and I immediately ran towards him.

"MOONY! I MISSED YOU!"

"Didi, you literally saw him three days ago." James laughed.

"I don't care, I love my Moony." I said as I wrapped my arms around Remus who immediately kissed my head.

"And your Padfoot?" Sirius gave me puppy eyes and I laughed.

"That doesn't work on me, sweetheart." I pinched his cheeks. "And I love you also. But we have to admit that Moony is the other sane one except for me."

"And me?"

"You're my brother, Bam Bam. I have no choice. Now let's go and find Wormtail and let's get our uniforms before Nott gets there and starts looking at things he shouldn't look." I shuddered and Sirius' jaw clenched. "Calm down, Padfoot. There's Nic need to go full dog on him."

"Don't tempt me."

...

"What year and what house?"

"Year six and we need one female Slytherin and four male Gryffindors, Madame Malkin." I smiled at her. She nodded and waved her wand.

"Changing areas are in the back. I'll be there shortly to have you fitted." She smiled as we nodded and went towards the back.

We got to the back of the shop and I saw Snape and Nott getting fitted.

"Umm, how about nope? You know my size James, I'll be outside." I turned to leave but Peter grabbed my arm. "Peter-"

"Just calm down. Severus and Theodore won't do anything as long as we're here."

"Severus and Theodore? Since when?" Sirius looked at him confused.

"Okay. Jade, pedestal on the left and James on the right. You two are up first." Madame Malkins appeared. James and I stepped on the pedestals and she waved her wands over us. "I'll be right back with your uniforms. Sirius and Peter, you're up."

"Well looky here, the twins, the twitchy half-blood, the blood traitor and Peter. Had a nice summer?" Nott smirked at us.

"It was until I saw your face today, and his." I rolled my eyes and stood next to Remus and Sirius who put their arms around me protectively as James stood in front of us.

"Run out of witty comebacks, Potter? One question. If you two are twins, shouldn't you be in the same house?" Nott crossed his arms and looked at us. "I must be hard to be the only snake in a family full of lions, Jade. Thought about my offer?"

"If you're family's so powerful, shouldn't you be smarter? Or did your family bang so many cousins that the intelligence just disappeared? Such a shame really. Must be so tiring having your parents buy you Outstandings in the O.W.L. exams." I stood in front of the boys just as Nott pulled out his wand. "Hurt any of them, and a dementor's kiss will seem like kissing an Angel after I'm done with you." I finished pulling out my wand also.

"Merlin's beard that's so hot." I heard Sirius mumble and I fought the urge to laugh.

"We have our uniforms, let's just go." Snape grabbed Nott's arm. "We won't bother you, if you don't bother us."

"That's rich coming from you, Snivelus." James said and crossed his arms. Nott lowered his wand and I lowered mine also.

"She won't be around to protect you boys forever. Same goes to you, Potterette. Your boys won't protect you forever." Nott smirked and left with Snape. I sighed and sat down on the floor.

"Can we just get our uniforms and go? This was supposed to be a normal day." I mumbled. Sirius grabbed my hands and pulled me up immediately pulling me into a hug.

"Will a brand new book and some ice cream make you feel better?" Sirius asked smirking at me. I nodded and smiled. "There's that beautiful smile. Don't let Nott and Snape get you down, sunshine."

"One thing I don't understand. THEODORE AND SEVERUS!?"

"Shut up and let's get our uniforms, Prongs. I want ice cream."

...

"Thanks for the book, Pads. And the ice cream." I smiled and took a bite of my ice cream.

"Anything for my beautiful sunshine." Sirius smiled but it immediately fell. "Oh, no."

I looked to the direction he was looking at and I felt my heart sank. Hell's favorite demon and her angel son.

"Sirius, let's go. We have to go to the Apothecary with Dad." I grabbed his hand and turned to leave. "We can say hello to Regulus before we leave." Sirius nodded sadly and we left the shop.

"Hello, Jade. Hi, Siri." Regulus smiled at us.

"Hi, Reg." We both said in unison and smiled softly at him.

"Don't talk to them, Regulus. She stole my son." The devil finally speaks!

"She finally speaks! And I didn't steal your son, you made him leave." I glared at her and she glared back stepping closer to me. "I've stared death in the face and bounced back a few months ago, you don't scare me Walburga."

"If you give me my son back, I won't say anything." She smirked but I laughed at her.

"He's not a prize for you to take back! For what you did to him, you deserve to be locked up in Azkaban and even worse. Just leave Sirius alone, for Merlin's sake. He didn't do anything to deserve it." I put Sirius behind me and saw that Regulus was gesturing me to shut up.

"How dare you talk to me like that!? Who do you think you are?" Walburga sneered at me.

"Well I'm not a woman arguing with a sixteen year old, that's who." I smirked and she glared at me. I saw Regulus holding a laughter. "Like I said, you don't scare me Walburga. Do your worst."

"Regulus, let's go. You don't have to associate to bloodtraitors like them." Walburga grabbed Regulus. I lunged towards her but Sirius held me back.

"Calm down." Sirius whispered in my ear. "You'll only make it worse."

"But what about Reg?"

"I'll be fine, Jade. I'll see you in school." Regulus let go of Walburga and ran towards us and hugged both of us tight. "I'm so glad you're okay, big brother. Thanks for everything, Jade."

"I love you little bro. I'll see you around." Sirius hugged Regulus one last time and fought the tears in his eyes. I smiled sadly and rubbed his back in support.

"I love you too, I'll see you at school." Regulus wiped his eyes and left.

"Hey Pads, how about we get another scoop of ice cream and then we hit the Leaky Cauldron with the boys? My treat this time." I grabbed his face and wiped his tears. Sirius nodded and kissed my forehead.

"Thanks for standing up for me. You didn't have to do that." He smiled.

"And I'll do it ten thousand times again for you." I leaned up and kissed him and giggled. "You taste like chocolate."

"And you taste like mint." He smiled and kissed me again. "I love you so much, sunshine. You have no idea how much."

"I love you too, sweetheart. Or else I wouldn't have had a staring match with Hell's favorite demon." Sirius laughed and hugged me.

"You're the best girl in the world and I love you with all my heart. You know that right?"

"I know. And I love you too."