Main St

Middletown, Connecticut

Me: *walking*

Woman: *in bridal attire* I am getting married!

Man: Can't wait to marry you, baby! *in his suit*

Me: Isn't it bad luck to see each other before the wedding?

Woman: Do not ruin our special moment! I hope Leroy has the ring!

Man: He does!

Me: It's Thursday! Weddings happen on a Saturday!

Woman: So what? Let's get to the church, babe!

Man: Yup!

Me: Hold that thought! *whacks the would be bride and groom with a cartoon mallet* Wedding has been canceled!

Woman: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above her, and her tongue sticking out*

Man: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above him, and his tongue sticking out*

CleoNA924: They're a couple of screwballs!

WendyyWolfe: You better believe it!

Me: *squeezes the woman's lips, then pulls them, as far as I can* Wow, these lips stretch so far*

Woman: *lips being pulled at such a distance*

WendyyWolfe: My, my! How impressive! The fictional realm is such a mystical place!

CleoNA924: Totally!

This story was written on Thursday, July 6th, 2023.

A/N What kind of couple gets married on a Thursday? That's so suspicious! When a fishy situation occurs, whack them with a cartoon mallet! 😁👍 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.