Santa Claus: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!

Dorian: Dude, wrong month! It's July! *points to the calendar*

Santa Claus: *jolly voice* It's Christmas in July, son! Ho ho ho!

Francis: There's no snow in the summer!

Santa Claus: Ho ho ho! Let Santa work his magic! *wiggles his nose*

Ariel: *looks out the window* Oh my gosh, it's snowing!

Andrea: I had enough of this Christmas stuff! *whacks Santa with a cartoon mallet*

Santa Claus: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above him, and his tongue sticking out*

Andrea: Christmas is celebrated in December! I don't even see his sleigh, or reindeer!

Ariel: It stopped snowing!

Dorian: And, it's melting! Santa's magic has lost it's grip!

Ashley: Yup! *squeezing Santa's lips*

Santa: *still out cold, and getting his lips squished*

Kyle: *singing* Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer!

Ariel: No! *beats up Kyle*

Kyle: *getting beat up*

Andrea: That's enough Kris Kringle for a while!

Ariel: *still beating up Kyle*

Kyle: *still getting beat up*

This story was written on Monday, July 10th, 2023.

A/N It's not December yet! Enough with the Christmas stuff! 😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.