African American Woman: This is Aunt Jodi, from Tennessee!

Breanca96: I don't know you!!! I said it before, and I'll say it again! I don't have family in Tennessee!

African American Woman: I baked you a sweet potato pie!

Breanca96: Uh, thanks. But, I am not your niece! Will you get lost?

African American Woman: Give me a hug!

Me: *whacks the Tennessee woman with a cartoon mallet* Leave her alone!

African American Woman: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above her, and her her tongue sticking out*

Me: These Tennessee folks, I tell ya!

Breanca96: Exactly! What do these folks want with me?

This story was written on Sunday, July 23rd, 2023.

A/N These Tennessee folks better cut it out! Breanca has no family in the Volunteer State! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.