Pig: *oinking and eating leftover pizza crusts*

Ken: What the heck?! Who let this pig in here?

Vermont Farmer: Oh, he's mine! Come on, Moe! Scat! *kicks him*

Pig: *squealing and runs in fear*

Vermont Farmer: *opens the door* Get back in the truck!

Dorian: Stupid pig!

Vermont Farmer: *gets in his blue 1981 Ford Ranger truck, with a Vermont license plate and drives off*

This story was written on Tuesday, July 4th, 2023. (Independence Day)

A/N That Vermont farmer better keep that pig out of here! He's lucky that runt of his didn't track mud in the apartment! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.