A/n: Hello everyone!

Distant yelling: Boo, you suck!

A/n: Alright I'll make this quick. As you may/may not know/care, this story is inspired by 'the real monster' by gasktask. So, I've decided to do a comparison between the Monster from his story and the Father from my story. Enjoy!

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-Appearance

The Monster

The Father

-Powers

The Monster: Every semblance that exists, teleportation, telepathy, dark magic, super speed, shapeshifting.

The Father: Flight, mind control, telekinesis, teleportation, shape shifting, corruption, precognition, reality manipulation.

-Age

The Monster: Hundreds of years old

The Father: Infinite

-Personality

The Monster: Protective, kind(only to a few), not too patient, sometimes depressed.

The Father: Slightly nihilistic, merciless, fatherly to children, difficult to anger, relaxed.

-Battle tactics

The Monster: While being easy to anger, he charges head first into a fight with CQC and shapeshifting abilities to handle any conflict.

The Father: While not one to shy away from a fight, he is more of a tactician and plans things out long before a conflict will even begin. Using psychological warfare and emotional torment against his enemies to the point of them falling apart at his feet.

-Theme song ('cause why not)

The Monster

The Father

-Confrontation

[Location: Forever Fall forest]

Deep within the forest, a being of immense destructive power walks pass trees in anger. After learning of what happened back at his home(and nearly killing everyone in the process), he decided to go for a walk to clear his head. After walking for hours of listening to his armor clatter from every step, he finally decides to head back home. That is until he starts to feel immense power not far from where he stands.

Monster: What the fuck?

He walks further into the forest until he spots someone in black robes kneeling in front of a tree, the source of the energy emanating from him.

Monster: I feel great power within you. Tell me, who are you?

The robed man peeks his head over his shoulder to see who is talking to him.

Father:... Oh, great. We're doing this shit? Fine.

He stands up and turns around while holding a jar of red sap, standing just half a foot taller than his new visitor.

Father: And to answer your question... Well, introductions really don't matter if we are not going to meet up again after today. In fact, in some cases, we both have the same name.

Monster: You DARE dodge my question?

Father: Buddy, I triple dog dare! Is there anything else you want?

Monster: Your power... How are you this strong?

Father: Lots of push ups, sit ups, and devouring the souls of champions. Tell me, why are you here?

Monster: I don't have to answer to you.

Father: Let me rephrase that. Why are you here, walking around in the forest and not handling the problem at home?

Monster:... I don't know what you're talking about.

Father: I'm talking about your youngest daughter, Lilith.

The armored giant pulls out a sword and points it at the robed deity.

Monster: How the fuck do you know about her?

Father: Put that away before I poke your eyes out with it. I know quite a few things about you. I know that you were beaten by your parents when you were a wee tike. I know you had the hots for a girl named Monika many years ago. I know you had a sister up until the accident. I know you named your youngest daughter after your dead wife with your new wife. I also know that if you continue to piss around with an old man like me, Lilith and her friends are going to find a way to kick. Your. Ass.

The visitor lowers his sword after hearing his words. The other turns around and continues to collect red sap.

Father: So how about you head on back home to prepare yourself for what's to come. I have some tea to make!

With some hesitation, (y/n) leaves the forest and walks back home as (y/n) continues with his task at hand.

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A/n: So, after hearing all of that, who do you think would win in a fight? Leave your answer in the comments!