(Y/n) p.o.v.

After getting our fill on food, and almost getting myself kicked out, we meet up together outside.

Peach: Now let's split up and investigate around the town, see if anyone knows about any missing supplies. We'll meet back here by the end of the day.

Elly: Yep.

Brock: Uh-hu.

Natalie: Got it, professor.

(Y/n): I'm gonna go to the bar... Er-To investigate!

We go our separate ways in town.

[One hour later]

Peaches p.o.v.

Peach: Well thank you for your time, sir.

She walks away from the town blacksmith, making her way to the town merchant.

Peach: "sigh" Hopefully, the students are having a better chance.

[Location: Elly]

At the moment Elly is talking to some racist fat fuck of a woman, trying to get a legitimate conversation from her. She would have told her to go fuck herself with a three foot long barbed wire dildo, but sadly the fat bitch's son is holding her hand, and she just doesn't feel comfortable swearing infront of a child.

Elly: "inhale" O.K...... So you're telling me, after TEN MINUTES of insulting me, you don't know anything about missing supplies?

Fatbitch: Yes, you filthy faunus! Now get out of my way, I have very important things to do and talking to a furry is not one of them.

Elly: Important things? Oh yeah, Oum forbid I distract you from shovelling cake down your gullet. Have a nice day!

Fatbitch: I don't have to take this from you! Come Todd, we are leaving.

Todd: Mommy, I want a balloon!

Elly: Oh but kid, you're already holding one.

[Location: Brock]

After walking around for a few minutes, Brock makes his way to the park. He sees some girls around his age hanging out and walks up to one of them.

Brock: Excuse me, miss.

Girl: Yes?

Brock: You smell like trash. Mind if I take you out?

*SLAP*

The girl slaps Brock across the face and walks away, leaving him where he is standing.

Brock:... Strike one.

He walks over to a different girl.

Brock: Hey!

Girl2: Hello.

Brock: They say a kiss is the language of love. Wanna have a conversation?

*SLAP*

Once again, Brock got slapped. He goes over to find another girl.

Brock: Strike two!

He makes his way to another girl.

Brock: Pardon me.

Girl3: Yeah?

Brock: Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis!

She kicks Brock square in the balls.

[Location: Natalie]

Natalie makes her way to a farm just outside of town. After walking for a minute she finds someone with a conical hat kneeling down, working.

Natalie: Excuse me, sir. I would like a few minutes of your time to ask some questions.

???:............

Natalie: Um, sir?

The farmer snaps his head up and glares at Natalie.

???: Welcome to the rice fields, motherfucker!

Natalie is caught by surprise from the outburst. She takes a step back... Then another... Then turns right around and runs back into town.

[Location: (y/n)]

At a nearby bar, (y/n) is having a jolly ol' time drinking with some of the regulars.

Patrons: 99 bottles of beer on the wall! 99 bottles of beer! You take one down, pass it around! 98 bottles of beer on the wall!

Bartender: Hahaha! You did not!

(Y/n): No bullshit. One night, when everyone was asleep, I swiped my friend's scroll and set it to where it will always receive lube ads. She still doesn't know it was me!

They both share another laugh, along with a few bystanders that over heard the story.

(Y/n): Anyway, you wouldn't happen to know anything about missing supplies would you?

Bartender: Hmmm. I've been hearing about that lately, but I don't know that much about it. Maybe you can ask someone in here for help. I'm sure at least one of them knows something.

(Y/n): Much appreciated.

He places some lien on the counter and makes his way around the bar.

[Several hours later, nightfall]

After many hours of fruitless effort, everyone but (y/n) make their way back to the Inn.

Elly: Well, this was an absolute shitfest.

Brock: None of the local girls knew anything about the supplies.

Natalie: Did you guys know that this town is the fourth major rice provider in all of Vale?

Peach: Well... We still have a few days, we'll pick up where we lef-wait. Where is (y/n)?

(Y/n): Wuzzaaaaap!

He makes his way over to the group.

Peach: Mr. (L/n), where have you been? And "sniff sniff" is that alcohol I smell?

(Y/n): Yes, Peach. Yes it is. And before you eat my ass out over it, shut up Brock, I have something important to say!

He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a napkin with some writing on it.

(Y/n): I got some info on the supplies. And a few phone numbers as well...

Peach: And?

He hands her the napkin and dawns a serious expression.

(Y/n): Someone is definitely stealing these supplies, and they're still here.

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[Location: grimm castle]

In the halls, Salem makes her way to her room. As she enters she begins to undress, unaware of a portal opening up in the middle of her room. A second later 5hoursofRegret falls out of the portal and lands on the ground with a thud, the portal closing behind him. Salem was halfway from taking off her pants as he just stares at her.

5hoursofRegret:...

Salem:...

5hoursofRegret:...... Uumm.

Salem walks over to the door and yells out.

Salem: Hey, mortal! One of your colleagues just popped out of nowhere! Do you mind if I throw him out?

A/n: Is it the plague doctor, the banana god, the warmonger, or the neko?

Salem:...... The regrettable one!

A/n: Do whatever you want with him, I'm busy moving this damn stove!

She walks over to regret and grabs him by the neck, moving towards the balcony.

5hoursofRegret: WaitIcanexplainp0zi0nerthoughtitwouldbefunnytosendmeintoyourroomandAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

As Salem throws him over the balcony, he just screams all the way down. As he makes it to the bottom, he lands right into a pile of rotten bananas.