This is kind of useless, but I'm sick of keeping a list of things to mention in Author's notes.

1) You know how earlier, I said that our school hosts a Quidditch tournament and Hufflepuff won the first round? (Well, that's what happened)

The grand final was a couple days ago, and it was Hufflepuff VS Slytherin

GUESS WHO WON!

Okay, it was Hufflepuff. We won the house cup ^^

There was also a teachers VS year twelves match, and I think that the teachers won. I'll just say that I never want to see my math teacher wearing shorts and running around with a pool noodle in between their legs ever again.

2) My sister had a friend over, and I don't think I'll ever recover.

My sis loves traumatising me on her own, but with TWO of them, it was agony.

Here's what they did:

- Took a picture of Newt (awesome, but keep reading)

- Put the picture in an art program

- Coloured his hair pink (NOOOOO)

- Drew gunshots and blood all over him (NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

- Scratched out on of his eyes so he looks like a zombie (NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

- Connected the laptop to our TV, and displayed the picture on screen, so I couldn't look up without dissolving into tears

IT HURT, MAN

IT HURT

I'm harrowed for life, and I am DEFINITELY NOT attaching a picture, because I don't want you to go through the same pain I did.

THEN they made a powerpoint with that picture, and it said that Newt loves strawberries more than he loves Tina (there's a reason for this, keep reading), and that Tina killed him and all of his creatures in the third movie.

I cried.

- Strawberries.

AHH, SUCH AN INNOCENT FRUIT, RIGHT?

NOPE!! YOU GUESSED WRONG!

(Okay, so strawberries actually are pretty innocent, but I have my reasons)

I have this irrational fear of strawberries. I think it's called fragariaphobia.

I don't know why I'm scared of them, but they're terrifying. That's why my sister said that Newt loves strawberries more than he loves Tina, and she attached a huge picture of the vicious fruit.

- In wizards unite, I found Newt again!!!!

It was on the way to school, and my dad was talking to my sister and I was just playing in the car, and I frickin found him again!!!

This time I actually saved him, and I got so excited that I screeched in the car XD

My dad's calling me, so I'm wrapping it up here.

Bye ^^