So yesterday I was dying in a whirlpool of YouTube and for some reason, I ended up watching some throwback songs. One of which was Ugly Heart by G.R.L.

Some of the lyrics reminded me of pre-Crimes of Grindelwald-Tina.

Anyway, so this is basically a useless thing where I copy and paste the lyrics of a song that I think matches a certain FB character. Then I go through and annotate the lyrics, assigning points for or against depending on how well they match the character.

At the end, we should have a table full of points for and a table full of points against. If there are more points for, then yay! We found our character a theme song!

If this becomes popular, I'm thinking about making it a book of itself (but I need a title lol). But that's all long term.

In the meantime, feel free to suggest songs for any FB characters, and expect to see more of these in the future :)

https://youtu.be/BxRQNO8vg2Y

This song reminds me especially of Tina before the second film, when she was really broken and hurt by the Spellbound Article and Newt supposedly getting married.

Maybe I'm just crazy

Maybe I'm a fool (this probably fits how Tina was feeling when she read that news article on Newt- 1 point for)

Maybe I don't know how to love but

Maybe I do

Maybe you know more than me but

This much is true

This little heart and brain of mine say

We're through with you (But then again, was she really willing to just drop Newt and move on? Apparently so, because Tina started dating Achilles, but in COG we see her clearly hurt by Newt. She wasn't completely over and through with him, was she?- 1 point against)

And I wonder does it blow your mind

That I'm leaving you far behind (Again, I don't think Tina completely left him behind. She still loved him, she only didn't want to be hurt- 1 point against)

I wonder does it stop your heart to know

You're not my sunshine, anymore

Okay you're pretty

Your face is a work of art (< the truth- 1 point for)

Your smile could light up New York City after dark (Also true. And Tina lives in New York, so she'd definitely make a reference to her home city- 2 points for)

Okay you're Coverboy pretty

Stamped with a beauty mark

But it's such a pity a boy so pretty

With an ugly heart (pretty self-explanatory- 1 point for)

Maybe you'll get married (Well, she thought he did, so- 1 point for)

And she will kiss your feet

While I give all my rides away

I won't lose no sleep

Maybe on your honeymoon

You'll think of me

But if you don't won't shed a tear

Yeah I can guarantee (I don't know about you, but I could see Tina thinking this about Newt. Like, she might have thought he wouldn't care about her and just move on with his life- 1 point for)

And I wonder does it blow your mind

That I'm leaving you far behind

I wonder does it stop your heart to know

You're not my sunshine, anymore

Okay you're pretty

Your face is a work of art

Your smile could light up New York City after dark

Okay you're Coverboy pretty

Stamped with a beauty mark

But it's such a pity a boy so pretty

(So pretty, so pretty) With an ugly heart

TOTAL POINTS FOR: 7

TOTAL POINTS AGAINST: 2

So, in my eyes, this looks like a song that fits Tina quite well! What are your thoughts?

This was really fun. There are some points that could be debated (which makes doing these sorts of things even more fun) and a clear overall result.

Let me know if you enjoyed this, and if you did, feel free to suggest other songs for characters that I could analyse! (As an example that I want to try next, I really really think that 'Just Like Fire' by P!nk suits Newt!!)

If it becomes successful enough, I might make it a separate book.