👉👈 So umm....

I'm raising an army.

This chapter is going to be awkward to write... uh... because it all started when Avo (Aurorablues221) said I have a crush on this Indian dude.

It went on for a few weeks and everyone thinks I really like him, so I made a bet with my good friend.

The bet is this: we both have to raise our own army. For that, we have to try and recruit people from wherever we want. In the end, whoever has the biggest army wins, and their opinion about me "crushing" on the Indian dude is officially correct. So if I have a bigger army by the end, then I officially do not have a crush on le Indian dude. But if Aurorablues221 has a bigger army by the end, then everyone's allowed to ship me with the guy... *sigh*

To recruit people, we made a deal.

We can recruit whoever we want, but we have to provide them with context (which I am doing now :p), some arguments FOR shipping me with him, and the same amount of arguments AGAINST shipping me with him. And then let them decide who's more convincing.

(Stick with me here, guys...)

So, uhm, read the arguments and decide whose army you want to join...

This is the fabled Indian dude I supposedly have a crush on vvv

he is an actorr

and he is good

he izz called

tiger shroff

that is his name

not his real name

a nickname

his real name is

jai hemant shroff

which is such a cool name

i talked about him

in my i swear i can explain my music taste chapter

yey

here is

him

in song vvv

https://youtu.be/IWZFRzF_ndg

https://youtu.be/oGneAab3e88

he is inkredible dancer :000

okay enough pictures of Tiger Shroff lemme move on to arguments about shipping me with him

4 ARGUMENTS FOR:

1. He is such a good dancer and Cat wishes with all her heart that she could dance like him (or even better, receive dance lessons from him)

2. Cat's nickname is Cat,, Tiger's nickname is Tiger. Tiger and Cat??

3. Cat has owned a giant stuffed tiger for 10 years (coincidence?)

4. Cat accidentally had a SeXy dream about him that she blames Avo for

4 ARGUMENTS AGAINST:

1. He hAS A GIRLFRIEND (actually i think they broke up but we're disregarding that okay)

2. He's waaay older than me (he's 30)

3. He lives in iNDIA

4.  He has abs (Okay, that's not a reason). I mean,, he's rich and muscled and famous and generally not my type. Also, being in a relationship with someone famous would just be annoying xD

So... there. Phew. That's over and done with.

Sorry, this is going to be awkward because no one really knows him but askajLADLSHDJAHIDFK i need faithful people for my army XD

Uh-

Pick a side,,,,, i guess XD

And don't you dare pull a Newt-