Sorry if that picture kind of scares you, but I think it's cute.

Also, credit to the artist uwu

I'd like to establish the fact that I am a very weird child. Very weird. That's one of the reasons I joined Wattpad. Because I have loads of crazy ideas that no one else has because I'm too weird. :)

One of the weird things about me (but by far, not the weirdest) is that I am thirteen years old and still have an imaginary friend. Don't laugh. I know some of you do, too >:3

Before you ask, it's not Newt, because it would be too awkward (for me anyways) to have an imaginary friend that you tune in to see in the cinema every couple years, then thousands of times again at home. Like, "Hey Newt! You're on TV!"

I can't do that, that's weird to me (yes, even to me). So the imaginary friends that I have don't talk.

I also have a younger sister (Yes, I am like Tina and she is like Queenie (except she bites sometimes)). So... confirmed. You heard it first here. I have siblings. *gasp*

Anyways, so... my sister is nine and we actually get on really well. She's one of the only people who gets my obsession and doesn't get sick of it no matter how much I rant, rattle on, scream, cry, or fangirl about it. At least I don't think so. You guys are the other people :)

My sister and I have this ongoing inside joke where we pretend (actually, it's very real) that a Demiguise is living with us, because things randomly get moved around or hidden in our house, and it's none of us, I swear!

We called him Dougal, like in Fantastic Beasts.

Until one day when I was having a shower and the water suddenly went cold, so I got really suspicious, and I looked down and the tap handle had moved from hot to cold...

EXPLAIN THAT, MUGGLES-

(well, I could have just brushed it by accident and it could've moved but ANYWAY-)I moved the tap handle back to continue with my nice hot shower, and I thought

Dougal wouldn't fit in the shower with me (we have a small shower).

It must be a BABY Demiguise!

So we called him Dougal Jr.

About this time, our parents got onto the joke as well. I wrote a sign and stuck on the bathroom door, because a lot of things do go missing from there.

Now it says Be careful of our baby Demiguise, Dougal Jr- he likes to move the soap bottles around.

Once we were all eating dinner in the living room (it was Sunday, leave us alone) and the air con suddenly turned off.

EXPLAIN THAT, MUGGLES-

(Well, actually, our air con is pretty old, so it's not unnatural but NEVERMIND) We put it down to Dougal Jr. My dad yelled at him to turn the air con back on, but Dougal was long gone.

His favourite things to do are to:

- Constantly turn the air con off (whenever it's on)

- Hide soap bottles (or move them around)

- Open doors (even when you thought you locked them)

Dougal Jr is also very rude, but we love him anyways. He keeps opening the door to our room (yes I share a room with my sister) while we're sleeping, or even when we're awake. He likes shoving open the curtains too.

Once, I was reading and the door just...

s l o w l y

c  r  e  a  k  e  d

o    p    e    n    .    .    .

It was terrifying. At first I thought it was a Lethifold.

I'll wrap it up here, because I think Dougal just stole my waffles, but now you know the fifth member of our family.

I might tell you about Eddie later >:3

hehe