You know... because you definitely don't know enough about me already...

(Also, hOLY FRICK THAT PICTURE ABOVE IS TOO CUTE- )

1. I have fragariaphobia. The fear of strawberries...

2. I also have scoliosis. It means that my spine is kinda crooked. Right now, it's bent at a 47-degree angle. If it gets to 50-degrees, it might need an operation.

3. I'm a Hufflepuff like Newt and a Thunderbird like Tina. hAH, TAKE THAT-

4. I live with a baby demiguise and a demented version of Eddie Redmayne that likes coffee and swinging on ceiling fans.

5. I went to the wizarding world in Orlando and got a wand... then it broke. THE FRICK?! THESE THINGS ARE MEANT TO BE THE BEST QUALITY WANDS IN THE WORLD!!

*remembers Ron's broken wand from C.o.S* Oh yeah. (But that was a hand-me-down!)

6. Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey is the best rollercoaster in the world, fiGHT ME-

7. I'm literally begging people to challenge my Fantastic Beasts knowledge. It's the one thing that I'm clever in. FIGHT ME, I DARE YOU-

8. *deep inhale*

Okay,IhaveacrushonNewtbutdoesn'teveryone? I also ship Newtina, soo~ idk how my brain works :/

9. I have never said a bad word in my life *beams like a proud six-year-old*

10. The one and only way to win my heart is to quote Newt perfectly in the Salamander Eyes scene. Stuttering and all.

11. I'm guilty of reading Newt x Reader. Then I stopped because it made me feel horribly guilty.

12. I'm also guilty of reading Newtina smut oneshots. BUT ONLY WHEN I'M DEPRESSED AND FEEL LIKE DYING I PROMISE-

13. LET'S TALK ABOUT GLASSES *rubs hands*

So I have glasses.

When I first got them, I got two pairs in case I lost one. The first pair was navy with thick rims and the second one was black and pink.

Then I lost the navy ones.

So I was wearing my pink and black pair until a year later when I got a thin, mint green pair of glasses (I loved them)... then I found my old navy pair. So I had three pairs of glasses.

So I wore the new green ones everywhere, and I kept the pink/black ones as spares. The navy ones were my spare-spares.

Then I lost my green ones. I mourn them, they were my favourite glasses. They still are :(

So I started wearing my pink/black pair agAIN, until this year.

This year, I got two new pairs- a bright, neon orange one (I only got this because it looked like something Ezra Miller would wear >w<) and a swirly red pair.

So now I have four pairs of glasses. The neon orange ones, which are the ones I always wear. My swirly red ones, which are my spare pair. My pink/black pair, which is my spare-spare pair. And my navy glasses, which is my spare-spare-spare pair.

This only happened because I kept losing glasses then finding them again.

Holy niffler.

EDIT: sO I FOUND MY MINT GREEN GLASSES AGAIN-- Now I have five pairs of glasses.

14. I prepared my Tina Goldstein cosplay 14 months in advance. Oof.

15. I won a slam poetry competition between two combined year eight classes. I am... THE POEM MASTER

^^^^^^^ This is how it feels

16. All my friends say I have anxiety. I doN'T HAVE ANXIETY I'M JUST TERRIFIED AND NERVOUS ALL THE TIME OKAY

17. I like to answer 'Newt' to every random question I hear. It recently backfired on me.

Some gud chirren in my class were googling food, and my friends and I were just watching from afar, then RavenclawSeal139 was like 'Why are they googling food?'

But before I could answer 'Newt,' one of the gud chirren asked the other gud child, 'What did you have for dinner?'

And I accidentally said Newt.

It sounded so wrong.

Then all my friends were laughing at me, and I proceeded to try and defend myself by saying 'It was a slip of the tongue'

That sounded even more suggestive.. I didn't even think of it like that until they laughed harder.

OH MERLIN WHY DID I EVER OPEN MY MOUTH-

18. I love the font Animatic St

19. Once I made my dad a custom phone case. He never used it.

:(

Dad, if you're reading this, that hurt my feelings. Also, I promise I don't read smut. That was a typo.

20. Y'ALL KIDS COMPLAININ' 'BOUT NOT GETTIN' YOUR HOGWARTS LETTERS!! HAH! I feel frickin blessed because, on my 11th birthday, my dad printed out a copy of a Hogwarts letter and gave it to me, signed by Minerva and everything.

(⌐■_■)

21. I feel like everyone's bored of me now.

22. I love sharks. Sharks are awesome, okay?!

23. I aim my writing style to be like a fusion of J.K.Rowling and Sarah.J.Maas, though I feel that the latter more frequently shines through during my brighter moments.

Please leave feedback on my writing to help me improve?

24. I'm terrible at hiding my emotions.

25. Seamus Finnigan's accent is EPIC.

26. I get obsessed with things very easily, I consider it an achievement that I've stayed fully devoted to Fantastic Beasts for more than a year. It's the longest I've gone being hooked on something.

27. Yes, I dream of getting a part in a future Fantastic Beasts film *sighs wistfully*

28. I feel guilty now because I'm just talking about myself.

29. I feel guilty a lot.

30. Pogrebin teapot.