Chapter 1: Don't Even Get Me Started on Tim!!




                  "your always at the bar with your buddies watching sports, you get home late, and you never help clean up around here" she yells into his face"Well you hate all my friends" he yells back, "There is nothing not to hate about them, Bobby cheated on Christie, Larry cheated on Carrie, and Tim don't even get me started on Tim. I've already had to forgive you for cheating on me twice with Julia, don't ruin our marriage even more!" she smacks him and storms out . My parents always fight, you see it isn't easy being part of the Grey family. I guess I'll just hide in my room and watch tv until this all blows over. I enter my room and the smell of dirty cloths, farts, and chips fills my nostrils. I see my  uncle bob sitting on my bed eating a jumbo bag of Cheetos puffs and drinking sprite. theres candy wrappers all over the floor and my bed and uncle rob is using my cellphone to FaceTime my dad. "Bob you don't have to call him he's in the other room all you have to do is walk into the kitchen." I say "I'm fine hear he says grabbing a handful of cheatose and dipping them in relish. Who the fu- frick would dip Cheetos puffs in relish?! He stuffs them in his mouth while I throw up in mine. Bob please get out of my room." I say "No bro I going to stay theres a good wifi connection in this room and besides I don't wanna get up." He lets out a huge fart every single horrible smell in the universe seemed to go into. I throw up in my mouth again. "Ok, ok you win stay in my room bob I don't care." I say, my eyes watering from the stench. Ugh, sometimes I wish I had somewhere to run away to. I grab my phone while he looks away. I walk out the door and bike to my best friend, Layla's house.

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