Seb: Lewis

Seb: Darling

Lando: I am confused

Mick: don't interrupt them 

Seb: Schatz

Seb: Honey Bun

Yuki: Never thought they would use honey bun

Lance: Shut up. We need to know what is happening

Seb: Sweetie

Seb: Jelly bean

Charles: Why isn't Lewis answering??

Nicky: We are sure he is asking for Lewis, right??

Seb: Lovely

Seb: Liebling

Max: Of course it is Lewis. Who else???

Nicky: Yeah I don't know. Just never saw Seb acting like this.

Seb: Sweet cheeks

Seb: Sir

Lewis: Sebby is everything alright???

Yuki: 🍿🍿

Seb: I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Daniel: 😂😂

Pierre: I was not expecting this😂😂

Lewis: Eehm Seb. thanks

Seb: You don't like it😔😔😔

Lewis: Just a little confused

Daniel: But are we doing pickup lines again???

Seb: Hell yes!!!!!!

Guanyu: What is happening with Seb??

Max: Let's not question it but just enjoy it

Daniel: Max, did you send the invitation to the party between your legs in the post or do you wanna give it to me in person?

Seb: You can do better Daniel

Daniel: Show the way than

Seb: Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.

Lewis: 😳😳

Fernando: The twink didn't lose his ways

Seb: Hi, I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus

Val: Ad to list ✍🏻✍🏻

Daniel: Like you need a pickup line

Val: You never know what you find in the club

George: WHAT????

Lando: Carlos, I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

Alex: You have a photograph Instagram account Lando

George: You started the .jpg trend

Lando: Don't come at me😔😔

Carlos: I love the pick up line Muppet

Mick: I think Carlos would love to come at you

Kevin: Nice job👍👍

Seb: Exactly what I wanted to say Mick!!

Val: This is starting to feel really weird

Daniel: True but let's roll with it 

Mick: *Let's stroll with it 

Nicky: I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes

Daniel: I love that one

Alex: Nicky you don't need to use pickup line anymore, I am already yours.

Seb: Always fun to pretend a night you are not. 😏😏

Charles: I still don't want to know this of Seb

Carlos: You mean what Lewis and Seb are into???

Pierre: A bit of role play apparently

Lance: Kinky

Max: Maybe also in public 

Lance: Extra kinky

Lewis: Seb wasn't it you that said we shouldn't talk about our sex life in the groupchat

Seb: I don't give a fuck 

Checo: Shouldn't we be worried??

Esteban: I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?

Lando: Now we know he is a bottom 

Alex: Yes but whose bottom is he????

Esteban: I have a girlfriend. So I don't bottom

Nicky: Anymore....

Lance: Ooowh yes the lovely Matilda

Esteban: What do you have against her???? I still don't know why you are mad at me, but you still can be respectful toward her.

Lando: Mick do you know more??

Mick: Yes

Lando: So tell us

Mick: Nope

Lando: Why not???

Mick: Seb said it is better to not intervene

Pierre: Does my tongue taste funny to you?

Charles: Hhhhm why don't you come home and I will tell you

Pierre: Who said it was aimed at you???

Charles: 🙄🙄🙄🙄 Who else would it be

Max: My money is on a certain Japanese man  🥤🥤

Lance: 👀👀👀

Charles: Pierre you better come home now!!!!!!

Max: Daniel, wanna help me get on Santa's naughty list this year?

Daniel: Always 😏😏😏. 

Seb: Leeeewissss 

Seb: Schatzzzzz

Lewis: Yes I am still online

Seb: I volunteer as your victim tonight since you're clearly dressed to kill.

Lewis: These are lovely. 

Nicky: I watched a documentary that said lips are the most sensitive part of the body, wanna find out if that's true?

Lando: Damn Nicky

Fernando: Man got game

Alex: I am in, for the research of course.

Daniel: Max be ready

Max: you know we are already engaged. No need to use more pickup lines on me.

Daniel: I'll flip a coin...whichever side it lands on is what you'll get tonight.

Max: I take back what I said keep them coming 😏

Yuki: I don't get it

Pierre: So if you flip a coin which sides does it have??

Yuki: 😒😒 I have no idea. English is a very hard language to learn when you grew up in Japan. It is so different to what I am used to.

Charles: One side is called head

Val: Hey George, I'm a fully-fledged meteorologist and something's telling me you're in for a few inches tonight.

George: More than a few😏😏

Lando: Ieuwl

Charles: Just keep it in your pants 

Val: Those pants are going for sure off

Daniel: You guys finally together??

George: No. Why would say that??

Nicky: You guys are unbelievable 

Seb:Call me Lewis Hamilton because I can put you in a 103 pole positions

Carlos: That one is hot

Lewis: Shouldn't I say that one??

Seb: Okay do it

Lewis: Seb I can put you in a 103 pole positions

Seb: I wish. You are not here with me🥺🥺

Daniel: Somebody is horny

Max: Maybe we should tell him what sexting is 

Pierre: Or just phone sex

Charles: Stop it

Mick: I don't want to know this

Kevin:Why shouldn't you date an f1 driver??

Lando: They never got time

Charles: Only focussed on F1

Seb: Too hot to handle

Daniel: Big dick energy 

Kevin: Because they always want to come first

Max: I mean.....

Daniel: Shut up. You are just really hot and the noises you make drive me insane 

Checo: Yeah you could make less noise

Max: It doesn't feel the same without Seb saying we shouldn't say things like that

Seb: I have recently qualified as a gynecologist and I'd like to offer you my pro-boner services.

Lance: Did he just ???

Charles: Yeah he did

Kevin: He combined a pickup line with a dad joke

Lewis: I think it is cute

Daniel: You are just blinded by your pink glasses

Carlos: Do I have to sign for your package?

Lando: I mean you could maybe sign it with your lips

Alex: You are better than this Lando

Lando: I didn't see you do a pickup line yet 

Alex: Need a pillow to sit on? I can be yours if you want.

George: You could do better Alex

Nicky: I mean I like sitting on your face

Alex: Yeah it doesn't feel the same without Seb reacting

Max: Right????

~Next day ~

Seb:  I would like to say sorry for my behavior yesterday. It was immature and irresponsible of me. Please forget all of this happened.

So I have like 10 chapters in my drafts and I can't get to finish them. This one took me 1 hour and just wrote itself. I don't know how to feel about that 😶. 

I binged Drive To Survive today. Watched everything in one sitting. I loved it but also missed some things. Especially Valtteri🥺🥺. I think I saw him once in the background. The silly season episode hit hard. My favorite quote was: "Bye Bye. I am still the bad guy." from the legend Fernando Alonso. I am still quite sad that Lance probably won't be racing next week, but Felipe is growing on me and seeing him smile is really endearing. What are your thoughts on DTS?