Yuki: I had this good sandwich today

Lando: ooowh tell us more  

Seb: No

Yuki: What do you mean??

Seb: You guys share so much imported stuff. From now on this groupchat is for everything that is an 8 or higher.

Yuki: Sure. So this sandwich had flambéed garlic butter on the breads.

Alex: That sounds so good

Seb: This isn't a 8 or higher

Yuki: Did you have this sandwich??? NO. So yes this sandwich is an eight or higher.

Seb: Noo food is not an eight or higher

Yuki: What do you think is a eight or higher??

Seb: Like maybe a new contract or like moving to a new house

Yuki: And this sandwich

Mick: Kevin should share some stuff what is probably a 10

Kevin: Mick I told you this in secret

Mick: so you should share it

Checo: You moving to a different house?

Kevin: No. Nico and I stay in Monaco.

Daniel: what is it???

Lance: You went back to Denmark and for some reason they started talking Dutch?

Max: That would be weird

Kevin: But our language are pretty similar

Max: True just like German

Kevin: But not like Finnish that is completely different

Val: That is because Finnish is part of a different language 'tree'. Swedish and Norwegian are similar to danish being part of North Germanic language 'tree'. This is one of the many reasons why Finland is not part of Scandinavia.

George: Cool you know that

Alex: Simp

Lando: Why would you know that?

Seb: Guys please stop messaging. Please keep this groupchat for imported thing only

Daniel: If Lando and Carlos were still broken up he would make this comment but now I have to do it. Lando this is stuff you learn at school.

Lando: 🙄🙄 Did you learn that at school?

Daniel: No I went to school in Australia. We learn other thinks.

Carlos: How to take a snake out of your house??

Daniel: True

Lance: I still can't believe what thongs are in Australia

Seb: Come on People. This is not important.

Lando: I just don't get it. Tongs are underwear.

Daniel: No they are not

Yuki: What are you talking about??

Pierre: Daniel calls flipflops thongs

Yuki: Nooo what the fuck. Daniel why would you call them thongs??? Weird foot fetish?

Pierre: Who learned him what a fetish is???

Checo: Max definitely Max

Pierre: You are dead meat Max

Yuki: So Daniel what is it??

Daniel: It is just a Australian thing

Val: Yeah g'day mate

George: Please no accent 

Val: You didn't complain this morning

Max: So Yuki what is this??

Yuki: language fetish??

Max: Definitely

Charles: Just so you know Verstappen, Pierre is on his way to your home. 

Max: I am not in Monaco

Mick: But Kevin still hasn't shared his imported stuff

Daniel: Yes Kevin what is this 10 Mick wants you to share??

Seb: Again this is so much bullshit

Lance: But Kevin is going to share something that is a 10

Seb: 🙄🙄🙄

Seb: I can not wait till I retire and can leave this groupchat

Charles:  😭

Mick:  😢

Lance:  🥺

Max:  😶😶

Yuki: ☹️

Guanyu: 😩

Alex: 😔😔

George: 😨😨

Lando: 😥😥

Val: 

Lewis: Seb you can't say stuff like this. You will upset the babies!

Daniel: And Valtteri

Lewis: And Valtteri

Seb: I am sorry. I didn't mean it like that. I will miss you guys a lot and I will make sure to come by to the paddock.

Mick: Everybody is sad Kevin. You should share it to make everybody happy

Kevin: Okay. Hulk and I adopted a baby.

Charles: Aaaawh

Seb: Wow that is a 10

Max: Send us a pic

Kevin:

Kevin:

Lando: This is so cute

Lewis: What amazing news. 

George: Just the best

Max: I want one

Daniel: We could try to make one

Max: always down

Alex: You guys kinda ruined the announcement 

Checo: Congrats Kevin. Enjoy it to the fullest.

Nicky: What is the name??

Kevin: Amelia Noemi Laura Magnussen Hulkenberg

Carlos: What a lovely name

Lando: Not Amelia suck my balls Hulkenberg??

Alex: Mate you can't call a kid that

George: I would call child services if they did that

Kevin: Nico didn't approve 

Mick: I am the godfather😊😊😊

Seb: That is very cute

Fernando: can't believe your little boy is growing up??

Seb: This year is hard

Checo: just wait till you have kids man. 

Seb: Sometimes feel like I already have 

I know this chapter is all over the place but sometime so is my brain. I really love to engage a little with you guys so maybe tell me who is your favorite driver??? And why??? But I also get if you don't have a reason. Sometimes you just support for the supporting.