Esteban: Listen up everybody

Lance: I am ready

Max: No

Pierre: No

Seb: MAX EMILIAN VERSTAPPEN & PIERRE GASLY

Nicky: Happy I am not them

George: Same

Seb: You guys be nice. When somebody wants to tell something in the group we listen.

Max: Sure

Pierre: Okay

Seb: So now ask him about 

Pierre: No

Charles: Mon chéri, are you really challenging Seb??

Pierre: Max started it

Charles: So?? Be the bigger person

Val: It is weird hearing coming this from Charles

Daniel: Yeah. Seb is good in training him

Pierre: Okay. Ocon what do you want to tell??

Esteban: So after the PowerPoint and ted talks this groupchat has had, Mick and I wanted to make one as well

Daniel: Yes we got quite a lot of them

Alex: First of course George with his PowerPoint about Instagram

Carlos: We also got Pierre and Charles giving everybody a Hogwarts house

Pierre: That was fun

Charles: It really was

George: Nicky with that PowerPoint about Nutella

Nicky: A very imported one!!

Max: Lewis with the ted talk about Sebastian

Lewis: and then Sebastian about Fernando

Alex: And of course a lot of other PowerPoints by George

Esteban: Coming back to the point. Mick and I gave you all a Greek god who matches you. 

Mick: And we did a good job

Seb: Interesting

Daniel: Please share 

Lando: Can you guys also maybe tell which god is which?

Yuki: Yeah. I need that

Seb: You guys didn't learn that in school??

Lando: Maybe, I am not sure

Nicky: Mick and Esteban let's start

Esteban: 

Esteban: We are starting with the god Zeus. King of the Gods. God of the sky, lightning, thunder, law, order, justice. Why Lewis you ask? Just the vibe. Not much more than that. Also, he lets Angela carry all his stuff, that feels really Zeus to us. 

Lance: 😂😂

Kevin: Good start

Lewis: That last thing was unnecessary

Seb: But true

Lando: 😂

Lewis: Sunshine. Why are you not on my side?

Seb: I was talking about you matching with the most powerful Greek god

Lewis: aawh thank you

Kevin: Were you really???

Seb: No..........

Lewis: SEBASTIAN

Seb: Please move on to the next god

Lance:  😂

Lewis: No no no. You are not getting out of this. Unlock the bedroom door!!!

Seb: Mick please go to the next one 

Mick:

Mick: Poseidon, god of the sea, storms, earthquakes & horses. Pierre and Esteban are a lot alike and they totally match Poseidon. They are both relaxed and go where the waves bring them. And they both like surfing.

Esteban: WE ARE NOT ALIKE

Pierre: WE ARE NOT ALIKE

Lance: Ironic 

Lando: You literally are born in the same region and from the same year, choose to pursue the same career and have both one race win. 

Pierre: That is just a coincidence 

Esteban: I thought we had put me with Hermes 

Mick: Yeah but that just didn't sit right with me, so I changed it to Poseidon.

Esteban: I still think Hermes is a better fit

Mick: One of Poseidon personalty trade is that he is really suborn

Charles: Yeah that fits Pierre

Lance: ooowh and Esteban

Pierre: Definitely not 

Esteban: Definitely not

Kevin: This is entertaining

Lando: 😂😂

Pierre: Let's move on

Esteban:

Esteban: Lance is Hades, King of the Underworld. God of the dead and riches. He is a bit misunderstood. Hades was banned to the underworld, just like Lance was stamped as the rich kid with daddies money. Only they are both so much more than that. Mick said we should add that this awesome picture just give king of the underworld vibes. 

Lance: Thanks guy's 😊😊

Mick: No I didn't

Daniel: ????

Mick: I never said you should add that this is awesome picture

Esteban: 😳😳

Lance: Thanks bestie for the complement 😊

Lando: These two are hopeless

Daniel: Yeah but back to the Greek gods

Fernando: I also feel like I should be Hades

Mick: Just wait. We have somebody much better suited for you

Mick:

Mick: Queen of the Gods. Goddess of marriage, women, marital harmony; protector of women in childbirth. Checo is a man of marriage and we are not going to talk about Monaco. Even though Hera did her fair share of cheating. He just fits the Hera vibe. 

Checo: Why am I a woman??

Mick: Because it fits you

Daniel: Kevin you have a bad influence on him

Kevin: I have the right influence on him. This is hilarious 😂

Guanyu: I mean you are the god of woman. That is not so bad.

Lando: If you like woman....

Esteban:

Esteban: Goddess of nature, childbirth, wildlife, the Moon, the hunt, sudden death, animals, virginity, young women, and archery. Artemis is always overshadowed by her twin brother. These two are overshadowed by their teammate. This goddess is the most badass, also cares for others. 

Yuki: This feels cool

Alex: I am not mad about it.

Mick: I think it is a flex

Nicky: Definitely. Artemis is the coolest Greek god

Max: You sure it is not the virgin energy they have that made you link them with Artemis?? 

Fernando: 👀👀

Lando: 😂😂

Mick: Not true otherwise Lando should also be added to the list

Daniel: Damn. Kevin. You did a fine job.

Val: 😂😂. I like this side of mick

Alex: 😤😤

Alex: Max I will let you know I have very much sex.

George: Even with more than one person at some point

Nicky: And let me tell you

Seb: No. you are not going to tell us. We get it. Alex is not a virgin.

Mick:

Mick: God of oracles, healing, archery, music and arts, sunlight, knowledge, herds and flocks, and protection of the young. Estie and I just went with vibes. We feel like that Apollo and these guys don't take things seriously. Apollo had nine muses who did most of his job. We went with the smiley boy energy for this. 

Max: Yeah this fits.

Daniel: I would have loved to be Hades but yeah this fits better. 

Lando: I do feel responsibility

Carlos: I hope you feel responsible for our break-up

Lando: NOT THIS AGAIN. THIS WAS NOT ONLY MY FAULT

Carlos: You are the one who said let's break up

Lando: Which you gladly accepted 🙄🙄

Seb: Guys please stop. This will not help you guys in any way.

Esteban:

Esteban: Queen of the Underworld. Goddess of the dead, life, grain, spring, nature and destruction. Persephone has two faces and so has Max. His on track and towards the press is different from his normal self. Persephone is also trapped and we think Max also feel trapped in this image he has now. Maybe got something to do with his father. Which we won't talk about too much. Persephone hated her father for giving his blessing to Hades to kidnap her. Max relationship with his father is also complicated.

Max: How do you know about my relationship with my father??

Mick: Remember I also made those statements

Max: I told you most things in secret 😤😡

Mick: I didn't go into detail.

George: Also Max after all the interviews you did with your Dad named in it, we could make our own conclusions.

Max: I am fine and let's move on.

Mick: Did you like the badass god we gave you? 👉👈

Max: Hell yes. Persephone is awesome.

Lewis: I still can't believe this is the same boy who didn't want to swear on the team radio and said: "beep beep beep."

Seb: I miss those days. Kevin again you are a bad influence

Daniel: On the positive side it probably gave you daddy issues and without those we won't be together

Val: I find this hilarious but also No Daniel you can't say that

Who also here has a weird obsession with Greek mythology?? Who is your favorite?? Mine is Artemis. She is the most awesome and badass of them all. 

Those pictures took me so much time. Why don't I make it easier for myself and used just their stature?  There will be a part 2. I first made it one chapter but I decided that 2500 words are a bit much for one chapter. So you guys will have to wait for the next one. 

I am going on vacation in 2 days and I will delete all my apps besides a couple. Maybe I will upload, maybe I will not. I am backpacking  and don't know when I have Wi-Fi. I wish everyone a happy holiday. Stay safe and make sure to do things that make you happy.