Val: After I did some research I made a graphic 

Alex: Is this something weird about George reactions??

Nicky: Alex and I are willing to share our experiences for your research

George: Noooooo

George: Please don't tell me that is it??

Lando: AAAAAAA. You guys did it?????

Charles: Tell ussss everything

Max: I don't know if I should be disgusted or if I want to know everything

Daniel: Definitely everything. Bottas get your ass over to my house and tell me everything.

Val: That is not what my research is about

Mick: He doesn't deny that they did it 👀

Lance: Do you guys think they first went out and returned earlier to do it??

Pierre: Or they planned the second just to fuck?

Lewis: Second is not Bottas style. He took him out to a really nice place to hold a picknick, probably cooked for him and brought gin.

Yuki: You make it sound so gooey and romantic

Lewis: I am also pretty sure Bottas fucked him right then and there 

George: Why are you guys talking about this??

Kevin: I think Bottas made him go cycling with him and after George start complain about how much his ball sack started to hurt, he offers to make it feels better.

Daniel: That sounds like Valtteri

Charles: Okay but what if George took Bottas on a date??

George: Yeah why are you guys only making scenarios that Val fucks me????

Lando: George took him on to a cursus: "How to make great shirtless inst pics."

Daniel: To be fair Vals-ass-pic is one of the best pics of all the F1 drivers Instagram

Esteban: Yeah that pic is just the right amount of classy

Carlos: I think George took Valtteri around London and let him experience him a pub crawl 

Nicky: George is so not romantic.  Bottas definitely planned it

Alex: George's romance is him asking for a message and complaining you don't do it like his mom

Max: Talking of experience??

George: Wow thanks guys 😒😒

Kimi: If Val is smart he just took him to Finland and let that do his magic 

Guanyu: With a visit to a sauna, I suppose

Seb: It also works in Switzerland and after the sauna a dip in the lake😏😏

Lewis: This wasn't with me

Val: I hope you did it the Finnish way?

Seb: That is??

Val:

Seb: Yes but you could just explain it.

Lewis: With whom did you do that???

Seb: Nobody important 😶

Lewis: Okay so tell me who

Daniel: Who took this pic?? George on your guy's second date??

Esteban: Why aren't they answering?

Max: In Dutch we say:

Max: Zwijgen is toestemmen

Charles: Which means?

Lando: silence is consent

Carlos: And since when do speak Dutch??

Lando: You would know I am half Belgium if you had spent more time with me instead of in the gym

Carlos:🙄🙄🙄. What does it mean? Because that is not English

Pierre: They still are not together???

Yuki: How long is it going to take?

Lando: Never

Nicky: time to change the subject

Alex: What does that Dutch thing mean??

Max: if you stay silent you are agreeing with what is being said

Lance: So you think Daniel is right??

Max: Big time

Charles: George??

George: So Valtteri what did you want to share??

Val:

Daniel: Max is so right😂😂

George: What did you mean with research??

Val: I needed to know some reactions

Guanyu: 🥺🥺🥺🥺 you said it for research

Lewis: I am also kinda hurt Val

Val:

Lewis: So what is Val?? 

George: I am also hoping it doesn't was just for research 

Lando: AAAAAAh Val said he loved you??

Nicky: I always knew you were a secret lesbian. You are moving so fast. 

Val: I love you guys. Not all in the same way but I all love you guys.

Daniel: Val showing affection. That is a once in a lifetime experience. 

Val: Yeah, not doing it again. Love you buddy.

Daniel: I know

Max: Val put you on the right place

Alex: The Seb and Nicky one is really sad if you start thinking about it

George: Yeah but true that was his first response to me 

Nicky: Let's move on

Mick: Kevin is definitely in the right place. 

Kevin: Maybe. But are you the one with a partner right now??

Lance: Does that hurt Mick??

Mick: A little 

Lando: Let's go out for drinks 

Yuki: Can I tag along??

Lance: Space for one more??

Esteban: Can I also come??

Lando: No only single people

Daniel: Maybe Carlos can also come

I have my laptop again🎆🎆. I really hated writing on my phone. Two more weeks and it is f1 week again🎆🎆. I am just watching some old races now. 

For another chapter I am working on, does someone have some weird/funny/interesting facts about the drivers on the current f1 grid?