HEEEEY PEOPLES, HERE COMES CHIKA~~~!!!

Note: This occurs in an alternative world, anime-based. Why is it alternative? Because Anteiku isn't caught. It's a few years after where that incident would've happened, but Sasaki Haise was never born. Ken Kaneki is still Ken Kaneki. Also, there are quinkes, as I'll explain later, after my intro, voiced by Amon. And for some weird reason, I made Amon the leader of the Quinkes, so. Akira's still in her place with that whole mess, but Amon's like the 'Sasaki Haise'. Does that make any sense? Well, it will when you read the story, I guess..

A mysterious ghoul showed up recently. The Sun Eye, or as some call the ghoul, the Eye of the Sun. Its mask is a sun, and an eye is painted on in red. The ghoul is assumed to be a female, and she seems to be interested in the Eyepatch. You can often see her latching onto him, they say.

Those ghouls' mating habits is none of my concern, however. Both of them need to be taken down. They are Aogiri Leaders, after all.

The whole CCG hopes it'll be soon, so we're all working on it- finding a way to defeat Aogiri.

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Hide had jumped at the chance to get a kagune. (Akira kept telling him it was a quinque that was in his body, not a kagune, but he didn't really care-- the important part is, he has a kagune!! [He just never learns, does he..? {<-- is that Akira speaking??}])

He'd been wanting to get a kagune (totally not for sexual reasons, of course), and here was his chance.

Along with four others, he became a Quinke.

They all lived in the same Chateau, with Amon. It was pretty peaceful.

But it seemed the Aogiri Leaders were really stressing Amon out. The whole CCG, actually.

But Hide couldn't blame them- Aogiri had been active for five years already!

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"C'mon, Kaneki~"

Ah, it feels so wonderful to say his name..

"Urgh, you two make me puke."

I couldn't help but laugh.

"Aw, Ayato, you're such a party killer~! Henh! I guess he wants us to get a room, Kaneki," I purred. Kaneki looked down at me.

!!!!!

I--I never knew.. being looked at him.. could feel so amazing!!! {Yes, Sun Eye's obsessed. But look, Kaneki never looks at the ghoul, ok?}

"Oh Kaneki, you're WONDERFUL!! BEAUTIFUL!! POSITIVELY FANTASTIC!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!! LET'S GET IN BED TOGETHER, KANEKI, JUST YOU AND ME!! YOU CAN USE ALL THOSE TENTACLES OF YOURS FOR A DIFFERENT REASON! PLEASE, KANEKI, USE ALL THOSE TASTY TENTACLES ON ME!!!"

That earned me a kagune to the face.

"THAT'S OKAY, KANEKI, I CAN TAKE YOUR SILENCE-- I CAN TAKE YOUR ROUGH LOVE!!" I cried dramatically, earning me another hit, this time from Ayato (before he went back to puking). "I CAN TAKE ANYTHING YOU DISH OUT TO ME, KANEKI!!"

Kaneki walked out on me.

"NO!!! MY BELOVED!!!" I ran after him, but he shut the door in my face.

.

.

.

"I guess it's time for me to go home.." I pouted with a sigh.

Ayato scoffed, "It was that time long before you started flirting with Eyepatch. F*cking b*tch. Wh*re. Sl*t."

Before I could hear any more of the insults Ayato was dishing out (that didn't fit, by the way), I walked out and started home.

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I stuffed the stuff in my backback in a black alley, but just as I was about to take my mask off, someone approached me. I looked up, just in time to see her run away.

"..."

Stuffing my mask in my backpack, I threw it over my shoulder and went on my way.

I guess I better hurry home..

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Pappan came home at one tonight. One in the morning.

"Were you having sex with your secret girlfriend, Pappan?" I furrowed my eyes in suspicion. He laughed heartily and headed to his room, as always.

His outing. He always had a backpack with him when he left for that part of his day. He came home late, and immediately headed to his bedroom. He soon came out with new clothes, his backpack tucked away.

We never saw him with summer clothes though- he always wore long-sleeved shirts (or a jacket) and pants.

I wish I knew more about his love life and why he never wears summer clothes, but I don't. Whenever I ask about it, he just laughs. Not that Pappan is a serious person, but.. wouldn't ANYONE answer a question eventually?

I'm so curious..

!

Just then, an idea popped in my head--

I COULD STALK PAPPAN! SEE WHO HE'S GOING OUT WITH!!

Alright, it's decided~ Tomorrow night, I will find out EVERYTHING about Pappan's love life~ {Yes, Yonebayashi-san is plotting her plan. She WILL find out her coworker's love life.. even if it kills her.}

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"Do I have to, Saiko..?" Shirazu complained.

"... (Why the f*ck am I here?)"

"Y-Yonebayashi-san, maybe we should stop.."

"Don't you wanna find out what Pappan is hiding, Shirazu-kun?!! Urie-kun?!! Mu-chan?!!"

"(No.)"

"Honestly, what he does is his business.."

"I-I don't mind.."

"ARGH!! YOU GUYS HAVE NO DESIRE FOR GOSSIP AT ALL!! FINE!" Saiko followed the orange-haired boy secretly and stubbornly. Shirazu and Mutsuki exchanged glances, and the three followed their tiny and bright coworkers.

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"KANEKI?!!!" their coworker screamed, loudly knocking on the door. After a few seconds of hurried feet, a head of white hair peaked out.

"..? Uh.. d-do you need something..?"

"Yes, I do, Kaneki! On this wintery, cold night, it's best if you lay with your lover!"

"... Huh?"

"Don't you recognize me, Ken? Oh, maybe it's because of my hood and scarf.. It's me, Ken! Me!"

"... I'm sorry, but.. who are you?"

"HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW MY VOICE BY NOW, KANEKI?!!! I'M OFFENDED!!" Hide replied shrilly, acting offended.

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The unknown albino leaned forward, eyes furrowed in thought.

"Is that..?"

"! You recognize me now, Kaneki?!!"

"..." the person reached out, but Hide grabbed his hand.

"Come on, let's get inside! It's cold!!" Hide ran in, shutting the door behind him. Saiko hissed.

"Dang it.. Pappan and his secret lover are out of sight..! Time to stalk from windows!" Saiko hurried over to the window, grumbling at it. She looked at her coworkers, who had followed her, "Do any one of you know how to get in locked windows?"

"We're breaking in there?!!" Shirazu's eyes widened as Urie silently walked up to the window.

"Not breaking in, we're stalking! Big difference. Breaking in implies you're about to steal stuff!"

The window clicked open, and they silently opened it. They crept in and were met with...?!!

Hahaha. Sorry, but I'm ending it there.