So I was tagged again this time by me old chum

Healter 

Thanks man :3 Aaand there's quite a bit of things that I need to explain. So,

Rules:
A) You must post all rules
B) Tag 13 People
C) If tagged write 13 things about yourself and answer the 13 questions at the end which gives a total of 26 ^W^
D) Cannot refuse tag (I didn't make this, so don't hate .-.)
E) Cannot Tag Back (Thank the fucking lords XD)
F) Must be done within a week (I don't care when you do it, or if you even do it but uhh, rules? 0.0 Fuck it rules are made to be broken XD)
G) Create A Unique Title

*Looks up*

.-. check.

H) You can only do the tag in a new or published book

And that's all for the rules I'm pretty sure! Yaaaaay! NOW BREAK THEM AND CONQUER THE DEPTHS OF HELL >:D

Or not! ^E^

Now we have, ooh! Statements! My favourite! ^.^

*Eye twitches*

Uno)

I don't like cookies .-.

*World explodes*

Dos)

(How do you spell Dos? 0.0.... Fuck it nvm.)

Three)

(I don't know anymore numbers in Spanish XD)

I'm Pansexual! ^W^ BEHOLD THE GAYNESS!! >:3

*Cackles inhumanely on a skyscraper while waving a rainbow flag*

Four)

I have mental Issues! ^.^..... You could probably already tell if you've read Once Upon A Gay Fairy Tale considering Matty is based off of me XD

Five) What to put what to put...... Oh! One time my Mom slapped me because I knew the American anthem by heart and not the Canadian one XD

(I'm Canadian by the way :0 Shocker!)

OHHHHHHHH CANADAAAAA! OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAAAAND! JUSTIN LET US DOOOOWN! AND ALL HIS BIEBER FAAAANS! XD

*Smashes Justin Bieber's face in with a glass bottle of maple syrup*

I ALWAYS HATED YOU! AHAHAHA-

*Gets slapped by Mum*

;-;

Six)

Stranger: Have you ever had a boyfriend?

Me: Plenty! ^.^ Hee Hee Hee!

Stranger: How many?

Me: Nine counting your Mom >;)

*Crowd starts cheering*

XD I know, I'm fucked up in da head. Are ya proud of me yet? XD

Seven) OHHHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE? ALL THE FAT ON THESE MEEEEEN? AND THE

*Chinese people attack*

*Dying wails and screams of agony are heard through the television*

TELL MY MOTHER I HATE GRANDMA!! ;-;

*Dies*

X-X

Eight) My worst injury I have ever had was when I cracked my head straight open with the corner of a concrete stair that had a nail attached to it .-.

If you want a reasonable explanation? I have one........

I was playing Hide and Seek at Grandma's house .-.

#BlameGrammy

Nine) I HAVE TWO BITCHES OF MA OWN! ONE WHITE ONE, ONE BLACK ONE! The black one isn't smart at allll O.O.

I like the white bitch better.

*Pets Doge*

Ten) GUMBO GUMBO WHATS IN THE POT?

Uhh.... Gumbo? Duh! XD-

Unless you're talking like.... Actual pot 0.0 Then I dunno. I AINT SOME DRUG FANATIC! LEAVE DAT TO DA MURICANS!

(Sorry Muricans @-@)

Eleven) I'm a nerd!

*Plays hardcore Hockey cause Stereotypes of Canada*

Twelve) I HAVE LIVED A LIFE OF SHAME! FORGIVE ME GUYS!

I KNOW NOT HOW TO TWERK ;-;

*World gasps*

If it makes you feel any better, I can twerk upside down .-.

*World gasps*

#ThugLyfe

THIRTEEN) I LOVE ANIMEEEEEE!

*Grabs Colossal Titan Plushie*

LETS GO!

Okay so, those were the statements only XD Jesus Craist I write so much XDD and uhh, now the questionos! Doritos? Tositos!

Mexicos? @-@ BURRITOS! Tacos? Quesadillas-O :00000 OHHHHHHHH SHE WASNT READY! THE MEXICANS WERENT READY! THE-

*Sees Donald Trump*

Gtfo bitch! This is Canadian Praparty!

*Kicks him off the face of the Earth*

DOWN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL WHERE YOU BELONG DEMON! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Where were we?.... Oh yeah! Questions! ^W^

1) Marvel or DC?

Ehhhhhhhhhh I love DC.... But Deadpool.....

*Screams*

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART WITH THESE SORTS OF DECISIONS! ;-;

2) Captain America or Iron Man?

CAPTAIN MURICA DUDE! TOTAL BAD ASS! ^E^

3) Favorite animal?

WOLF! Or a Badger :P

4) Lucky Numbers?

26 and 84 ^.^

5) Favourite colour?

SILVER! NO PURPLE! NO.... YA! SILVER PURPLE? 0.0

6) What or who introduced you to Wattpad

The creator himself .-.

Notch.

7) Favourite Author?

RICK RIORDAN AND JK ROWLING BITCHES! WOOOOO! I LURV YOUUUUU! ^U^

8) Favourite Band/Music/Song?

Band: P!ATD or TØP

Music: I listen to very weird things O.O And by weird, I mean like alternative overdosed on pot. Gumbo pot.

9) Any pets?

TWO AWESOME BITCHEZ!

10) Any fandoms?

Did you just...... Did you just ask ME that?........... I'm done. The answer was so simple and obvious!

It's clearly no! XD

(I'm a terrible liar)

11) Do you know what Tardis stands for?

Uhhhh..... I've never actually..... Heard... Or knew.... What a Tardis was 0.0.... Oh I could feel the hate coming from a mile away rn XD

12) Favourite activity when not reading/writing?

Swimming, climbing, or teasing the world.

13) If you could do or have one thing, what would it be? ( if it's money, then it's only 1 dollar bill)

BECOME SATAN HERSELF AND TAKE OVER HELL! YES! THAT'D BE GLORIOUS! AHAHA I WISH IT WAS REAL! ^U^

THE UNFORTUNATE PEOPLE I TAG >:3

UmbreTheWriter  (Reveeenge XD)
DynamoDan
VioletEnderDragon
AliviaClark
SilverDawn02
ITechKait4005
-_maddie_-
BehrEllise

This was all randomized except for Molly, I did yours on purpose XDD

Questions:

1) On a scale of 1-10, how much of a boss are you?

2) When's your birthday?

3) Favourite Holiday?

4) Favourite Meal/Dessert?

5) Favourite Book/Movie/Show

6) WHO IS YOUR BAE ON YOUTUBE!?

7) Do you love me?

8) Do you love popcorn?

9) What do you hate the most?

10) Do you like these questions?

11) Do you wanna hurt me cuz I tagged you?

12) Top 3 Fears?

13) FAVOURITE DAY OF THE WEEK :D