RATED M! DO NOT SHOW THIS TO CHILDREN!!!

The Noodle Song:

Noodle, noodle noodle, wet inside the pot.

Get it soggy, stir it up, give it what you got.

Noodle, noodle, noodle, mix it up with salt.

Noodle, noodle, Wet Noodle! What a work of art.

Bouncy, bouncy, wet noodle wiggle all around.

Noodle, noodle, wet noodle almost there.

Jiggle, jiggle, dry noodle, noodle now dead.

#Sorry not sorry .-.