Once upon a time in Cinderella's bedroom... oh no, this was a different story. Cinderella was about a pretty girl who turned into a pumpkin after midnight.
Or did she turn into an anchovies? No no, I'm pretty sure that it was a pumpkin.
Whatever.
Fairy tales are stupid. Why?
You can call me cynic, even though I'm pretty sure that I'm an optimist... sometimes, but it's just stupid to believe in fairy tales.
Again: Why?
Right. It's because you can absolutely forget about all the princes in those stories.
Even the most handsome man can break a womens heart like it's nothing. That's all they're capable of.
B.r.e.a.k.i.n.g.H.e.a.r.t.s.
They are mean, back-stabbing monsters, with a nice body and a pretty little face maybe.
They love to make girls cry, after they fall for them.
And that's how they do it:
First of all he acts really nice like actual gentleman, until the little unsuspecting girl falls head over heels for him. And then?
He makes her tons of compliments, gives her sweet little kisses and everything a girl can dream of.
Just to break her heart.
I'm sure somewhere real princes exist, and I'm not gonna fight you over this.
But I - Dana Johnson- swear by my own life, will never fall in love.
Never.

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 Lots of love, Bambi ♥