I don't know why. But people who know how to play basketball  intimate me.

Like, anyone who plays any other sport, they don't scare me.

EXCEPT FOR BASKETBALL PLAYERS.

And some of you should be like: but Jay! You play basketball!

Ah, ah, ah young fool. I'm just starting basketball. I still can't dribble without looking down.

I was playing soccer for a while more doe.

PLEASE TELL ME I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH THIS ANXITY ISSUE.