So, i went to my friend Sofies house friday and she had this dog named Dizzle, and had tumors EVERYWHERE on his body.

And so instead of calling him by his rightful name, I called him tumor. By skip to after we at frozen yogurt.

We came back to her house and watched the weird ass, Disney, raccoon shot and then tumor came back from outside and instantly walked over to me and i literally just cringed like this:

And then I literally screamed, "WHY THE FUCK DOES YOUR DOG SMELL LIKE PERIOD???" And the just sat there watching we smell that period smelling dog.

Good God.