Guess who's back? Back again! (How many times have I done this joke? Way too many times? Agreed...)

14. ARMENIA // Athena Manoukian - Chains On You
THIS. IS. THE. ABSOLUTE. DECADENCE. OF. OUR. SOCIETY.

13. CZECH REPUBLIC // Benny Cristo - Kemama
I just noticed that at the beginning of the music video, he was wearing an Iron Maiden shirt, and it made me realize that it's the closest we've ever reached/we'll ever reach to actually have Iron Maiden at Eurovision... Kill me.

12. LATVIA // Samanta Tīna - Still Breathing
Well I'm not. This song choked me.

11. FRANCE // Tom Leeb - The Best In Me
Snoozefest #1
Should be lower, but the other songs bore me AND get on my nerves. This one just bores me.

10. SLOVENIA // Ana Soklič - Voda
Snoozefest #2
The only reason why it's higher than France is because it's not in French. I hate French songs so bad you have no idea.

9. BELGIUM // Hooverphonic - Release Me
Snoozefest #3 + Overhyped
Ffs is this a contest to find the most sleep-enducing song?

8. POLAND // Alicja Szemplińska - Empires
Snoozefest #4
A stronger snoozefest, but a snoozefest still.

7. ALBANIA // Arilena Ara - Shaj
Snoozefest #5
Revamp this already...

6. NORWAY // Ulrikke Brandstorp - Attention
Snoozefest #6
And one that stays in your head, at that...

5. SPAIN // Blas Cantó - Universo
Snoozefest #6.5
Officially crowned as my favorite Snoozefest Of Them All.

4. AUSTRALIA // Montaigne - Don't Break Me
I usually hate that kind of music, but what do you want me to say? What do you want me to dooooooo when we're in such a bad year? ("And one that stays in your head, at that...")

3. ITALY // Diodato - Fai Rumore
I dare you call it a snoozefest... it's ART!

2. UKRAINE // GO_A - Solovey
We're BACK BITCHES!

1. LITHUANIA // The Roop - On Fire
Epicc!

Bottom line: don't ever let a ballad win again.