Have you ever wondered

What exactly the meaning of life is?

To live.

Indeed.

But what else?

To live, learn, laugh.

Cry, sob, cut...

Quite a few many things. Am I correct?
But what is the purpose to us being.

Do we have a purpose?

Why are we here?

What is the benefit of the actions in our daily lives?

What is the meaning of life?

As a great scientist once wondered.

We all wonder at some point in our lives,

What are we?
Who are we?
Where are we?
How did we get here?

And you, my friend, have come to the right place to find that out — to find all of it out,

In one crappy little book made by a crazy, depressed girl who had nothing better to do with her life!

Drumroll please... 

The one and only,

PANCAKE KING!

(Aka me)

Welcome to a world of philosophical and enhancing facts, sure to ease and put to rest those aggravating inquiries buzzing around in your fairly small and stupid brain...

After all, you've got to be pretty stupid to be actually reading this book.

Honestly, idiots the lot of 'em...

Ahem,

Welcome, my dear acquaintance, to the most ingenious, factual, philosophical, knowledgable books that you'll ever care to waste your life reading.

Welcome,

To,

The Encyclopaedia of Life,

A complete, visual guide, to how freaking dumb you are, to be actually reading this.

Welcome.

And let the learning, (and randomness)

COMMENCE!