Olivia, Rio, and Sushi were huddled together in a circle, quietly discussing something.

Rio: How much bog can I get if I do two of your updates?

Olivia: Hmm... How about twelve leaves?

Rio: Fair enough.

Sushi: Won't Dusky be angry?

Rio: Nah, it's just a little bog rosemary.

Olivia: Well, it is technically a drug, so...

Rio: Wifey doesn't need to know. Here Sushi, have a few bits.

Sushi: Why thank you!

Suddenly, a cat pushes into the center of the group.

Turtle Tail: Did someone say bog rosemary?

Olivia: ...yes.

Turtle Tail: Well are you gonna share?

Rio: Only if you pay us.

Turtle Tail: How about in slave labor?

Sushi: Ooh. No more updates.

Rio: Slave labor. Writing slaves. I'm in. Olivia?

Olivia: Sure why not.

Turtle Tail: Great. Slate, Storm, come here. I have a job for you.

Storm: What do you want this time?

Turtle Tail: I want you two to work for these nice people.

Slate: Do we get anything in return?

Turtle Tail: If you do this, I will leave Gray Wing alone.

Storm: Promise?

Turtle Tail: Promise.

Slate: Okay. So what do we do first?

Rio: *grins evilly* Every single late update.

Storm and Slate: *groans*

Turtle Tail: Get on with it!

Slate: Fine.

Storm and Slate: *stomp off*

Turtle Tail: And my payment?

Olivia: *hands over bog rosemary*

Written by Sushi :)