The CatsofScience headquarters are rather quiet as Blue unlocks the door, humming to himself. He shuts it behind him, and, confused, the admin glances around.

Blue: *sighs in frustration.* Even Rio's not here to shove me in a cage... I guess I'll just take a nap. *makes his way toward the couch.*

Rio: *pops out from the pile of blankets on the floor.* HELLO THERE, UPDATING SLAVE!

Blue: *leaps backwards.* WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?!!??!

Rio: *smiles evilly.* Waiting for you.

Blue: ...why?

Rio: To leap out at you, of course. Besides, I have some kitties with me :D *pulls out two cats.*

Stormcloud: Hello there, Blueheart32. 

Blue: ....hi

Snowbush: Rio, can I have a treat now?

Stormcloud: *turns to Blue.* She tamed us with the magical power of catmint treats. *eyes go suddenly wide.*

Blue: *whispers frantically to Rio.* You drugged them??!?

Snowbush: *nods.* Yep!

Blue: Why!

Rio: To keep them under control, of course. Snowbush, leap on Blue.

Snowbush: Yes master Rio. *leaps on Blue.*

Blue: I WANT TO GO BACK TO OHIO!

Rio: Put him in the cage, Snowbush.

Snowbush: *nods.* Gotcha.

Snowbush quickly shoves Blue back into his cage and starts lecturing him about grammar, capitalization, and the like. Rio goes back to hiding in her blankets, waiting for another unsuspecting admin.

By Rio, of course. ⛈⛈

*leaps out of the blankets.*