Rio, Whisper, and Dusky are sitting at a table in the middle of the Cats of Science headquarters, quietly discussing a certain overly lazy admin.

Rio: That's it. I've had enough.

Rio gets up and walks over to where Sushi is sleeping in the corner.

Rio: SUSHI!!!

Sushi: What? Did I do something?

Rio: Yes. You have four late updates. Four. And this is one of them.

Sushi: Did you just break the Fourth Wall?

Rio: Don't try and change the subject.

Sushi: I'll do them tomorrow.

Rio: You said that yesterday. In fact, you've said that everyday for the past week.

Sushi: I know, I know.

Rio: But you don't have any late updates for CG. You love Crazy more than me, don't you?

Sushi: I actually have like three late updates for CG.

Rio: But you have four for CS. That's one more than you have for CG.

Sushi: Name one time I've updated a CG book on time.

Rio: ...

Sushi: See? You can't. Because I've never updated on time for CG. Not once.

Rio: You have twenty-four hours to get your updates done.

Sushi: Now who's changing the subject?

Rio: Just finish your updates.

Sushi: Fine.

Suddenly there is a knock on the door.

Sushi: YES. A reason not to do my updates! *gets up*

Whisper: No. Sit. Bad dog.

Sushi: *assorted whining noises*

Dusky: Now I will get the door.

Dusky opens the door to reveal two very similar looking cats, Stormfur and Feathertail.

Dusky: No I don't like you go away. *slams door*

Olivia: DUSKAY!

Whisper: Olivia, why are you here?

Olivia: Oh, right. Goodbye. *disappears*

Blue: Did you know that the lead singer of Twenty-One Pilots is from Ohio?

Rio: Blue, this is NOT the time.

Blue: *wanders off*

Rio: Now Dusky, my darling. Shouldn't we shoe the guests some hospitality?

Dusky: No.

Whisper: I'll get the door. *opens door*

Sushi: *looks up from corner* Oh, look. It's Stormfur and Pedophiletail.

Feathertail: What did she just call me?

Rio: Nothing.

Feathertail: Okie dokie.

Stormfur: Why are we here again?

Feathertail: Oh yeah.

Whisper: What?

Feathertail: Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?

Saph: *magically appears* DID YOU SAY DOUGHNUT!?!?

Feathertail: No, I said cookie.

Saph: Oh. *disappears*

Rio: I'll take some cookies!

Dusky: So will I!

Whisper: Me too.

The three admins buy cookies, and the cats leave.

Sushi: Rio, can I have a cookie?

Rio: Not until you finish your updates.

~Written by Sushi~

Edited by Arty! 🐈 (Yet again)