Chapter Nineteen

Blue is stewing in a corner, Rio is mysteriously absent, and the office is mysteriously quiet. Olivia is still raving about the whole RAF thing, so it's not too quiet, but you get my point. And I get your point - I'll start the chapter.

Blue: It's just not fair! I hate being the only dude on CoS >:E

Sushi: Look, it's okay... we can talk about boy things too... like... sports... and stuff.

Blue: YOU KNOW VERY WELL HOW MUCH I HATE SPORTS.

Sushi: *mutters to herself* Yeah, yeah...

Arty: There's someone at the door. I'm too busy being a kiwi; can someone go get the door for me, pleaaaaase?

Sushi: I gots it!

Sushi opens the door, and two toms pad in, looking frigid. She lets out a soft gasp and starts to do some motherly things, like making them hot cocoa. Because mothers do that... right?

Blue: FELLOW MALES! HELLO THERE!

Beetlewhisker: *shivering* Where-where are we?

Blue: WITH THE COOLEST DUDE ON THE BLOCK, OBVIOUSLY!

Antpelt: Can we go back to the Dark Forest now?

Beetlewhisker: We? I'm gonna head back to StarClan once I get out of here, you loser! *kicks Antpelt's leg and mutters* Traitor...

Blue: So, fellow dudes... whatcha wanna do?

Beetlewhisker: Well, we can... go back to the normal place or something? *graciously accept's Sushi's hot cocoa.* Thank you.

Sushi: You're welcome.

Antpelt: This hot cocoa is amazing! *sips it*

Sushi: Thank you :)

Blue: Why do you never make me hot cocoa :c

Sushi: Because you're not going to die of hypothermia.

Beetlewhisker: So, can we go back to our world now:?

Olivia: I CAN FLY YOU THERE!

Beetlewhisker: Are you a bird? *peers carefully at Olivia*

Olivia: *annoyed* No...

Beetlewhisker: Then how can you fly?

Olivia: In a plane, duh!

Beetlewhisker looks very confused, but Sushi shoves another cup of hot cocoa into his paws. 
The brown-and-white tom takes it, looking stricken by her aggressiveness. 

Arty: I'm going to go be a Kiwi somewhere else... bye... *slowly pads away*

Antpelt: Does this somewhere else happen to be the Dark Forest? *follows her*

And after Beetlewhisker embraced his inner American and drank a lot of hot chocolate, he became really fat and died of heart disease.

The end.

Written by a mildly confused Rio. With a broken keyboard. Sorry in advance for any mistakes.

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