Chapter Nineteen
Blue is stewing in a corner, Rio is mysteriously absent, and the office is mysteriously quiet. Olivia is still raving about the whole RAF thing, so it's not too quiet, but you get my point. And I get your point - I'll start the chapter.
Blue: It's just not fair! I hate being the only dude on CoS >:E
Sushi: Look, it's okay... we can talk about boy things too... like... sports... and stuff.
Blue: YOU KNOW VERY WELL HOW MUCH I HATE SPORTS.
Sushi: *mutters to herself* Yeah, yeah...
Arty: There's someone at the door. I'm too busy being a kiwi; can someone go get the door for me, pleaaaaase?
Sushi: I gots it!
Sushi opens the door, and two toms pad in, looking frigid. She lets out a soft gasp and starts to do some motherly things, like making them hot cocoa. Because mothers do that... right?
Blue: FELLOW MALES! HELLO THERE!
Beetlewhisker: *shivering* Where-where are we?
Blue: WITH THE COOLEST DUDE ON THE BLOCK, OBVIOUSLY!
Antpelt: Can we go back to the Dark Forest now?
Beetlewhisker: We? I'm gonna head back to StarClan once I get out of here, you loser! *kicks Antpelt's leg and mutters* Traitor...
Blue: So, fellow dudes... whatcha wanna do?
Beetlewhisker: Well, we can... go back to the normal place or something? *graciously accept's Sushi's hot cocoa.* Thank you.
Sushi: You're welcome.
Antpelt: This hot cocoa is amazing! *sips it*
Sushi: Thank you :)
Blue: Why do you never make me hot cocoa :c
Sushi: Because you're not going to die of hypothermia.
Beetlewhisker: So, can we go back to our world now:?
Olivia: I CAN FLY YOU THERE!
Beetlewhisker: Are you a bird? *peers carefully at Olivia*
Olivia: *annoyed* No...
Beetlewhisker: Then how can you fly?
Olivia: In a plane, duh!
Beetlewhisker looks very confused, but Sushi shoves another cup of hot cocoa into his paws.
The brown-and-white tom takes it, looking stricken by her aggressiveness.
Arty: I'm going to go be a Kiwi somewhere else... bye... *slowly pads away*
Antpelt: Does this somewhere else happen to be the Dark Forest? *follows her*
And after Beetlewhisker embraced his inner American and drank a lot of hot chocolate, he became really fat and died of heart disease.
The end.
Written by a mildly confused Rio. With a broken keyboard. Sorry in advance for any mistakes.
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