Chapter Fourteen
The admins are lying stretched out on the sofa, all incredibly tired as they had pulled an all-nighter, under Rio's orders. The only exception was Saph, who had volunteered for the perilous and extensive search for doughnuts. The new admins are staring awkwardly at Feather and Leopard, who are having an exhausted spam-off of table-flips.
Feather: TABLEFLIP IS MY NAME AND FLIPPING TABLES IS MY GAME!
Leopard: Nooo!
Saph walks in, stumbles on the Warriors book Leopard had dumped there, and drops the doughnuts very dramatically.
Saph: Never!
A brilliant flash of light fills the room, fading slowly as Jayfeather lands on the mass of icing and doughnut, covering it in cat-hair and rendering it completely inedible.
Jayfeather: Where am I? It sure does stink of twolegs here.
Rio: Ummm...
Wondering how you explain the multiverse theory to a blind cat, the admins look to each other in confusion.
Saph: *speaks gently* Jayfeather, your universe has collided with ours in such a way that—
She is cut off as a familiar flash of light fills the room once more, and Leafpool lands on top of Jayfeather.
Leafpool: Eww, twoleg prey! *jumps hastily off squished doughnuts* What's happened?
Jayfeather: You've got more idea than I have!
Leafpool: T-T-Twolegs!
Jayfeather: What?! Where? *stumbles around, trailing doughnut crumbs all over Rio's carpet*
Rio: Not again!
Saph: Are you telling me you've had a blind cat from a fictional universe land in CSHQ and spread crushed baked goods all over the carpet BEFORE today?
Rio: No, but—
Leafpool notices the CSHQ's treasured potted plant, Maverick, and trots over to it with interest, her fears forgotten.
Leafpool : Jayfeather, come look at this! I mean – come sniff this?
Jayfeather follows her voice to Maverick, who can almost be seen quivering under Leafpool's studious stare.
Leafpool : Hmm... we must take a sample of this back to the camp.
The two cats proceed to rip Maverick out of the ground.
Rio: That's it! I've had enough! Shoo! Shoo! *flips a table*
Feather: *furiously rights the table and flips it again with more force*
With Maverick still firmly lodged in Jayfeather's mouth, Rio shoves the cats into the chute and slams the chute door shut.
Rio: *rubs hands together* Good riddance!
Written by Saph! 🍩✨
Edited by Arty! 🐈 (Phew... Rio was gonna kill me for that...)
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