In the Massive Jedi Temple on The Imperial Capital World of Coruscant, two Jedi were walking around discussing about Love and all that, As Ahsoka was talking to her Best Friend she was trying to explain her little predicament.

Ashoka: You Know Barris, the Man I'm talking about... He might like... Bigger women.

Barris: A-And why are you asking me, Ahsoka?

Ahsoka: Well... You're A Little... Well... Big Boned?

Barris: (Sigh) Yes I will admit that My Masters Eating Habits had rubbed off on me... It's not something I am very Proud of if I'll be Completely Honest...

Barris Offee

Ahsoka: Oh No! The weight isn't A Problem! You're still very Beautiful!

Barris: You think so?

Ahsoka: Yeah, of course! I mean Black is Very Slimming, right?

Barris: I Guess so.

Ahsoka: And Besides in Many cultures Big women are incredibly beautiful, Like with those Stone Age Statues of A Fat Woman.

Barris: Yeah, that's True. Thank you Ahsoka, I do feel A Lot better.

Ahsoka: You're Welcome! And... About that thing...

Barris: Huh? Oh Yes, That quickly slipped my Mind. Well if this Secret man of yours Like Bigger woman than I suppose you can try being Bigger.

Ahsoka: You think so? What about My, Er, Agility?

Barris: Please I'm this Big and I'm as Fast as ever. The Force can always do Wonders for you. No Offense for sounding so Crude.

Ahsoka: Oh No problem I see what you mean. Any Suggestions for food?

Barris: I'll make A Long List for you, there's A Lot of Good Fatty foods.

Ahsoka: Thanks Barris.

Barris: No Problem we are best Friends after all.

Ahsoka: (Blushing) Y-Yeah, Friends, right...

Bariss then Began to walk off and Ahsoka caught herself Staring at that Big Rear end and she stopped herself shaking her head.

Ahsoka: (Blushing) No, She's your best Friend. Don't want to burn that Bridge. Now I gotta deal with my stuff first. Gotta get your Shit together Ahsoka.

She then walked off in the Opposite Direction.